3 More days until my birthday party
It'll be gay. I heard a rumour, anyways. But yeah - should be fun - people are planning something...but I don't know what. Funfun. I would rather assume and have nothing happen then just have nothing happen at all. I own this excitement. Now I'll try inserting an image into my journal. Yay for rain:
That should have been me making out with Serena last year on my birthday while I was in drag for a lingerie party Tiffany threw at her house. Never mix truth or dare with boyrfriends and girlfriends was the lesson learned. Or pot cake. I look like a chick I'd bone though. Hot.
I dunno if it will work. Prolly though. Found out other people have been housebois. You never know who has what kind of story to tell. Got a new spray bottle. It's fun. Played with an ex-boyfriend who seemed as though he hadn't gotten off in days. Had I moved another foot in a downward diagonal to the right, I might not have vision in my right eye. Meow. I smell burnt toast.
I must go be insane...
That should have been me making out with Serena last year on my birthday while I was in drag for a lingerie party Tiffany threw at her house. Never mix truth or dare with boyrfriends and girlfriends was the lesson learned. Or pot cake. I look like a chick I'd bone though. Hot.
I dunno if it will work. Prolly though. Found out other people have been housebois. You never know who has what kind of story to tell. Got a new spray bottle. It's fun. Played with an ex-boyfriend who seemed as though he hadn't gotten off in days. Had I moved another foot in a downward diagonal to the right, I might not have vision in my right eye. Meow. I smell burnt toast.
I must go be insane...