I searched up "mixed metaphors" today, and ran across this gem of a website--it's hilarious in a *facepalm* sort of way. Still excellent for giggles.
http://www.jimcarlton.com/my_favorite_mixed_metaphors.htm In other news: OK, Les Miserables is definitely an elongated, highly-populated tale of redemption. I can't even count how many characters fall and are redeemed, except apparently Justice is not quite as adept...