[META]Why, hello there, fandom, why the crazy about my personal life?
[NOTE FROM THE TYPIST: If anyone knows of a community like fandomrants, except that it's meant for one's RP characters, I'd be delighted if you could point me in the right direction. Thanks!]
Greetings, fans of all genders (and yes, being somewhat androgynous myself, I believe there are more gender headers than just the two basic physiological ones). I've been casually observing some of your, hm, theories about me and I would like to take the opportunity to set the record straight.
First and foremost, I am bisexual. Yes, it is a legitimate sexual orientation, and being somewhat polyamorous, I don't personally subscribe to the "pick one gender to be attracted to" school of thought. I am not "gay pretending to be straight" nor am I "straight using gay sex to control people". I like both males and females (as well as some variations between the two). Particularly youngish ones.
On that note, no, I am not a pedophile. One ill-advised incident involving a thirteen year old boy does not a pedophile make. He looked somewhat like a sixteen year old girl in the dark. Age of consent in my country is fifteen, and I also have a touch of what is known as ephebophilia: I'm attracted to young folk as young as sixteen or seventeen, but no younger. So please hold off on the pedophile jokes. They're not funny from the outset and they're also tiresome. Any more, and you'll be the next subject for my experiments.
Secondly, I love and am in love with my fiancee Ukyou Sakuraiji. Yes, I realize she looks like she's twelve; there is a medical reason for that: she's affected by a genetic condition known as Turner's Syndrome, which has caused her to be stuck in a peri-pubertal stage. We met when I was thirteen and she was eleven, and I won't say it was love at first sight, but she was one of the few young people who didn't look at me strangely or taunt me for having a pale complexion. No, I have not raped her: that was the work of my brother Saki. And no, I have not tried to kill her at some point. What's in those energy drinks you're swigging, if I might ask?
Thirdly, on the subject of Saki: The only relationship I had with him was one of abusive rivalry. My father favored him and did utterly nothing to stop his favorite son from abusing, taunting, humiliating, and generally one-upping me at every turn. Even the things my own half-brother did to me in the dead of night went unpunished. And if you think that's a loving, brotherly relationship, you're likely more insane than I am.
There's likely to be more, but I have a few people to call on before the end of the night. Should I think of these other absurd ideas you harbor about me, I will address them in due time.
Greetings, fans of all genders (and yes, being somewhat androgynous myself, I believe there are more gender headers than just the two basic physiological ones). I've been casually observing some of your, hm, theories about me and I would like to take the opportunity to set the record straight.
First and foremost, I am bisexual. Yes, it is a legitimate sexual orientation, and being somewhat polyamorous, I don't personally subscribe to the "pick one gender to be attracted to" school of thought. I am not "gay pretending to be straight" nor am I "straight using gay sex to control people". I like both males and females (as well as some variations between the two). Particularly youngish ones.
On that note, no, I am not a pedophile. One ill-advised incident involving a thirteen year old boy does not a pedophile make. He looked somewhat like a sixteen year old girl in the dark. Age of consent in my country is fifteen, and I also have a touch of what is known as ephebophilia: I'm attracted to young folk as young as sixteen or seventeen, but no younger. So please hold off on the pedophile jokes. They're not funny from the outset and they're also tiresome. Any more, and you'll be the next subject for my experiments.
Secondly, I love and am in love with my fiancee Ukyou Sakuraiji. Yes, I realize she looks like she's twelve; there is a medical reason for that: she's affected by a genetic condition known as Turner's Syndrome, which has caused her to be stuck in a peri-pubertal stage. We met when I was thirteen and she was eleven, and I won't say it was love at first sight, but she was one of the few young people who didn't look at me strangely or taunt me for having a pale complexion. No, I have not raped her: that was the work of my brother Saki. And no, I have not tried to kill her at some point. What's in those energy drinks you're swigging, if I might ask?
Thirdly, on the subject of Saki: The only relationship I had with him was one of abusive rivalry. My father favored him and did utterly nothing to stop his favorite son from abusing, taunting, humiliating, and generally one-upping me at every turn. Even the things my own half-brother did to me in the dead of night went unpunished. And if you think that's a loving, brotherly relationship, you're likely more insane than I am.
There's likely to be more, but I have a few people to call on before the end of the night. Should I think of these other absurd ideas you harbor about me, I will address them in due time.