The Holiday Legacy Spare Update #3
Time to check in on the spare kidlets. Expect intense amounts of games of Cops & Robbers.
Aaaand Round 1 of the Cops&Robbers wars begins! Verana vs. Sylvan! Seriously though, that is all the kids did this update. All. The. Time.
Oh sure, Pole and Spring are pillowfighting now, but trust me, they'll get the urge to "pew pew" at each other all day long.
Also: taking turns zapping their sister. This interaction will never be not funny to me.
Pole: WHY IS THERE STILL A NANNY AROUND I CAN PEE BY MSELF NOW
I ended her services but she still insists on coming 'round. Look Nanny, I know you're not popular among Simmers but this is not the way to win favour points.
Observe this artistic shot: the central focus being of course, Chick and Heather, locked in a passionate embrace. The scene is surrounded in salmon pink, complete with a bed in the corner, suggestive of lovemaking to come. It is symmetrically balanced by their underage children on either side witnessing this rather inappropriate moment.
Aha! Told you they couldn't resist for long. Round 2: Pole vs. Spring!
Round 3: Sylvan vs. Verana! With an uneven number of children in the house, Sakura must unfortunately wait it out.
Round 4: Verana vs. Sakura!
Bunny has invited babydaddy Alvin Charles over. (I'm sorry I'm terrible at remembering non-Holiday peoples' names).
Sakura: Daddy, I know we've never met! But I just wanted to tell you that I am acing school so you can be proud of me! :D
Charles: Woooh! Good job, honey!
I just wanted to show this to demonstrate that not all of my babydaddies *cough*Victor*cough* are terrible people.
Chick: Thanks a lot for knocking up my sister with triplets! You gonna start paying child support anytime soon? D<
Charles: lolnope, thanks for raising my kids for me!
... Mostly not terrible.
Chick is making a big show of catching a dramatic throw, even if it looks like Verana decided to break into a dance number halfway through.
Sakura: Auntie Heather! Wanna play?
Heather: Me? Show affection to children? AUGH!
Sakura: 8(
Heather: Uh... look, I'll pat you on the head, OK?
Sakura: Yeah well... your honkalicious boobies will sag once you're old so nyeh!
Heather: WAT. How dare you talk of my perfect bosom that way!
Sakura: Mwahahaha! Reveeeenge!
The whole fam damily is here for a visit! Vic proceeds to infect the spare household with the Hangloose virus.
Pole: OHMAGOD MORE FRIENDS I'M SO EXCITED
Vic: *Pointedly ignores*
Verana disapproves of Pole's excited face.
Beltane: I WILL CATCH IT THIS TIME! AGE HAS GIVEN ME MORE EXPERIENCE!
Beltane: *FAILS*
Verana: Oh my God, why do I keep trying to interact with you?
Poor Sakura has turned into everyone's zapping dummy.
Whoah, Walpurgis might wanna look out. Brendan heard his granddaughter's sobs and just pulled a creepy Exorcist on him.
Didn't stop him from finding more victims, though.
Vic: AAAAAAAAARRRHGGHWRHGHRG MY LIFE IS A LIIIIIE
Feeling better now?
Vic: Yes. *Snuggles*
The party went downhill once Spring began to show off his miming skills. Sorry, dude. There's a reason the mime only showed up at dud parties in the original House Party expansion.
Round eleventy billion: Verana vs. Sakura! Seriously, do these ever end?
Thanks for photobombing, Pole. Not like I'm trying to photograph an important event or anything. CARRY ON BEING OBLIVIOUS.
I feel like Sylvan should be strumming on a guitar right now.
VERANA, MY LOVE. ACR has informed me that she likes the ladies, so that means I will be expending my efforts in college to find her the best girlfriend evaaaar.
I know that second cousins don't show up as related, but I'm still skeeved out. STAPPIT YOU TWO.
Sylvan: enjoys hitting on distant relatives and tactfully ignores his mother who licks plates at the table.
Sylvan: BWAHAHAHA! Now that we're older, we can terrorize the others just like this! NOOGIE ATTACK!
Verana: AUGH GET OFF
Guys, you know the triplets are turning into teens in a day, right?
Verana: Awww yisss!
Sylvan: SAY WHAAAAAT
Sakura, who has taken a liking to the colour green, rather than pink as you might expect.
Pole, who I swear is the lovechild of Anne Rice's characters.
And Spring, who looks so much like his dad. :)
Verana is flabbergasted.
SO
I THINK IT'S OBVIOUS
IF THIS WERE THE MAIN LEGACY LINE, WHO I WOULD WANT FOR HEIR SHE'S MORE ELIGIBLE THAN VIC ANYWAY