Updating biznass.
So.... I've been thinking about my one-time hookups recently. I have to say, I'm not that impressed. And really, one that didnt mean anything to begin with, and didn't mean anything afterwards, was the best. There wasn't any idea of dating involved.
Just. Pure. Blissful. Fucking.
Did I mention that it was the best I've ever had?
Now, why can't that transpose to a relationship?
Why couldn't that exist in previous relationships?
That feeling of bliss?
Ugh.
So as far as my past sexual... exploits.... go, John Michael was THE best. Hands down. Too bad neither of us was looking for anything. We came from explicitly different backgrounds. Totally different. Just about the only thing I can say we shared was a jovial, decadent, carefree love of life and indulgences. Also speaking french is hot. And being pretty helps. What can I say? It worked. It was swell.
And the guys down the hall yelling while playing madden while we were trying to get it on was hilarious. And it was more funny than awkward. Score one for that.
Another that was great, well, Dave. Short, sweet, to the point, back to reality.
Just what I needed.
Cool.
Hah. And teh drunk sex rules sometimes. Except when it's on an air mattress on the living room floor of an apartment belonging to a friend of the guy (or girl!) you're with. Or if it's taboo and causes DRAMA! from hell. (moral is friends dont let friends go home drunk with a guy thats drunk if there's any chance at all of drunk sex. drunkdrunkdrunk.)
Really, there haven't been that many good ONS (one night stands). I mean, how can you tell if you like an ice cream flavor unless you try it once? The same can be said for men. If you've had one rocky road, you know that not all rocky roads are the same! So you have to try all, man!
Not all music majors are the same.
Not all jocks are the same.
Not all tools are the same.
Most emo-scene boys are rad. But not all the same.
For the most part, all virgins are the same. For working purposes.
Ladies, if you want a meaningful relationship, for gods sake, don't pick a virgin. They can be the most emotionally immature guys ever. truth.com/virginsareclingyifyoureanawesomechick
THAT is the truth.
Um, Home Depot kinda really sucks lately. We almost lost a really cool guy that works in hardware, Tim. He's cocky and is kind of an ass but he's still funny and brightens the day up. I'm glad that he's coming back. So very glad.
Josh is neat. I enjoy him. That's all I really feel like saying.
I miss everyone from UMass a lot. Ridiculously =( But I'm coming back in the fall. I'm all set to come back. I just have to save money up for books, file my FAFSA, get a credit card/checking account, and, oh yeah, do spartans!!
Wicked excited for Spartans!!! Also wicked excited for competitions to start up! Haverhill Guard is lookin good! I'm doing more work than I thought I would be. AKA I've written pretty much the whole show minus drill and rifle. So people should come see shows before winter break is over.
Jan 13th Salem, NH Salem High School
Jan 20th Milton, MA Milton High School
Jan 27th Salem, MA Salem High School
February 17th Beverly, MA Beverly High School
March 3rd Milton, MA Milton, High School
March 10th Weymouth, MA Weymouth High School
March 24th Malden, MA Malden High School
((March 31st AMHERST, MA NESBA FINALS!!)) <----Haverhill won't perform at this show but um... yeah none of the UMassers have any excuse to not go.
April 7th Salem, MA Salem High School, EMass Championships