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Oct 15, 2004 14:32

Hello all!
I know that I still owe everyone a Russia entry... but I have just had too much homework to take care of since I've been back home that I haven't had the time to make a fancy shmancy entry with lots of pictures and erotic undertones...

BUT!

Something did happen today that I thought you would enjoy hearing about...

I needed to wake up for school today at 10:00 a.m. HOWEVER I only just woke up 10 minutes ago... AT 2:20 P.M. SO MISSED ALL FOUR OF MY CLASSES TODAY... now let me tell you why!

When I woke up at 2:20 P.M. I realized that I DID NOT HAVE AN ALARM CLOCK ON MY NIGHT STAND ANY MORE. Now I know that I had SET an alarm clock the night before... I know that for a FACT, but now it was GONE. But upon searching the floor, my underpants (I don't know... maybe I had some kinky dream or something), my sheets, the trash can... I ultimatly discovered that my alarm clock was laying, unplugged, at the foot of my bed. So what I am thinking happened IS that at some point in my dream state I became so ENRAGED that I must have rolled over, avoiding entanglement in my sheets, reached over for the first thing I could see, with my glasses off mind you, and since my alarm clock fucking glows bright green all night, I suppose that would have been the first thing I could have possibly seen. SO in my enraged state I RIPPED my god damn alarm clock OUT OF THE WALL... and FLUNG it to the end of my bed...

OKAY... now just image how CRAZY that must have looked. If you have ever seen me throw something while AWAKE it's pretty funny... but can you even image how CRAZY I must have looked FLINGING an ALARM CLOCK across my room WHILE STILL SLEEPING and in TOTAL DARKNESS.

I can't even handle it... I am CR-AZY

sooooooo no alarm clock = no waking up = missing four classes today

oh the student life.

AND NO... I was not intoxicrated...
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