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The managers at my restaurant have made a retarded decision.
On nights that the Detroit Pistons play both of our Bartenders will be wearing (wait for it.... wait for it...) A PISTON'S JERSEY ANNNNNNNNNNND AN AFRO WIG ANNNNNNNNNNNND A SWEAT BAND AROUND THEIR WIG ENGORGED HEAD!
I am so irritated by this I can't even handle it.
Okay here are my list of complaints:
1. It's stupid
2. It's STUPID!!!!!
3. Our Bartenders look STUPID!!!!!
4. The hair from the afro wig falls out easy and gets all over the floor, not to mention in the food and drinks served at the bar.
5. My tables will be all like "Duuuuur... why are dey wearing wigs??? duuuuuuuur????"
6. Our restaurant is about a DINING EXPERIENCE... not about BASKETBALL GAMES
7. Our restaurant is turning into a sports bar.
8. People who come to a sports bar come to WATCH SPORTS and drink beer. THey do not come to experience fine dining nor do they come to fall in love with my personality and tip me massive amounts of money.
9. Sports bar = stupid straight men
10. IT IS REALLY REALLY STUPID
11. White bartenders wearing AFRO WIGS is offensive and racist.
12. JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST IS IT REALLY STUPID!
Lord knows our bartenders won't be wearing top hats and sequins on the night of the Tony Awards.
On nights that the Detroit Pistons play both of our Bartenders will be wearing (wait for it.... wait for it...) A PISTON'S JERSEY ANNNNNNNNNNND AN AFRO WIG ANNNNNNNNNNNND A SWEAT BAND AROUND THEIR WIG ENGORGED HEAD!
I am so irritated by this I can't even handle it.
Okay here are my list of complaints:
1. It's stupid
2. It's STUPID!!!!!
3. Our Bartenders look STUPID!!!!!
4. The hair from the afro wig falls out easy and gets all over the floor, not to mention in the food and drinks served at the bar.
5. My tables will be all like "Duuuuur... why are dey wearing wigs??? duuuuuuuur????"
6. Our restaurant is about a DINING EXPERIENCE... not about BASKETBALL GAMES
7. Our restaurant is turning into a sports bar.
8. People who come to a sports bar come to WATCH SPORTS and drink beer. THey do not come to experience fine dining nor do they come to fall in love with my personality and tip me massive amounts of money.
9. Sports bar = stupid straight men
10. IT IS REALLY REALLY STUPID
11. White bartenders wearing AFRO WIGS is offensive and racist.
12. JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST IS IT REALLY STUPID!
Lord knows our bartenders won't be wearing top hats and sequins on the night of the Tony Awards.