42 1/2 reasons to come to whitewater...
I made this up for my friend Kevin, but it was really funny....
1.) I (Sarah) am here.
2.) It is only an hour away, so you can go home if you want too.
3.) Kendra is here
4.) The campus is quiet....most of the time
5.)You dont have to party here, if you dont want too!!
6.)Awesomest Christian groups like Campus Crusade and InterVarsity
7.) I (Sarah) am here
8.) They serve tacos on Sundays
9.) There is a Walmart acouple blocks from campus
10.) The school colors are purple, what is not cool about that?
11.) You could room with our crazy friend Mikey(take my *Sarah*
craziness and multiply it by 100 times and there is crazy. He is a
cool guy though)
12.)You could fix all the technical problems for the overhead at CRU(way to many of them).
13.) Kendra is here
14.) Did I mention taco Sundays?
15.) Speaking of food the sugar cookies are good
16.) Hanging out downtown on thirsty thursdays-at the furnace. Our
church here runs it and it has pool tables, ping pomg, air hockey,
yada yada yada.
17.) I *Sarah* am here
18.) You can watch Sarah "play" pool
19.) What other campus has smokestacks on their cafeteria?
20.) Oh yeah, this is a good academic college
21.) It is all lies, there is absoulutly no partying here. We all
have to dress amish but we are at least allowed computers. However we
are locked in our chairs for ten hours a day so we dont go out
partying.
22.) Cory and Topenga are the hottest couple on campus (Boy meets world....)
23.) Kendra goes here
24.) Kendra's neighbor Mike goes here. Oh wait, he is graduating in
three weeks.
25.) Save lots of money because there is no starbucks in whitewater
26.) Free spaghetti at the methodist church for lunch and free
spaghetti at the ministery center for supper on tuesdays
27.) We have an elvis impersonator on campus
28.) We firmly believe that Paul McCartney is dead
29.)I *Sarah* go here
30.)To go to class
31.) To watch our mascot trip over his feet in his blue shorts(why are
they blue, why, just why?) (he hasnt fallen yet but im dying to see
Willie Warhawk with his butt feathers sticking in the air.)
32.)KAROKE!!!(I *SARAH* HEARBY STATE THAT I WILL ONLY KAROKE IF KEVIN
COMES TO WHITEWATER AND KAROKE FIRST....yeah my one and
only time was um, how shall I put delicatly....terrible!)
33.) You could hang out with our roomates. which means A) hanging out with a hick(but I love her) or B) put up with smelly rap
listening who talks on her phone for five hours at a time baked ebony.
(I will lieave it for you to guess who rooms with who)
34.) You would fit in really great here(great, now after all i have
said you probably think that is an insult....:-)
35.) You can be weekender with me *Sarah* or a partial weekender with
Kendra. Or you can just go home. What does that mean? You will be
one of five people on your floor who stays for the weekend if you
stay.
36.) All you can eat ice cream in eskers. Who can say no to that?
37.) STEAK NIGHT
38.) Did I mention that I go here?
39.) I *Sarah* go here
40.) Stay away from the evil principle at Grace Lutheran School in the
Falls(dont ask)
41.) To get a good education
42.) To hang out with us!!!
1.) I (Sarah) am here.
2.) It is only an hour away, so you can go home if you want too.
3.) Kendra is here
4.) The campus is quiet....most of the time
5.)You dont have to party here, if you dont want too!!
6.)Awesomest Christian groups like Campus Crusade and InterVarsity
7.) I (Sarah) am here
8.) They serve tacos on Sundays
9.) There is a Walmart acouple blocks from campus
10.) The school colors are purple, what is not cool about that?
11.) You could room with our crazy friend Mikey(take my *Sarah*
craziness and multiply it by 100 times and there is crazy. He is a
cool guy though)
12.)You could fix all the technical problems for the overhead at CRU(way to many of them).
13.) Kendra is here
14.) Did I mention taco Sundays?
15.) Speaking of food the sugar cookies are good
16.) Hanging out downtown on thirsty thursdays-at the furnace. Our
church here runs it and it has pool tables, ping pomg, air hockey,
yada yada yada.
17.) I *Sarah* am here
18.) You can watch Sarah "play" pool
19.) What other campus has smokestacks on their cafeteria?
20.) Oh yeah, this is a good academic college
21.) It is all lies, there is absoulutly no partying here. We all
have to dress amish but we are at least allowed computers. However we
are locked in our chairs for ten hours a day so we dont go out
partying.
22.) Cory and Topenga are the hottest couple on campus (Boy meets world....)
23.) Kendra goes here
24.) Kendra's neighbor Mike goes here. Oh wait, he is graduating in
three weeks.
25.) Save lots of money because there is no starbucks in whitewater
26.) Free spaghetti at the methodist church for lunch and free
spaghetti at the ministery center for supper on tuesdays
27.) We have an elvis impersonator on campus
28.) We firmly believe that Paul McCartney is dead
29.)I *Sarah* go here
30.)To go to class
31.) To watch our mascot trip over his feet in his blue shorts(why are
they blue, why, just why?) (he hasnt fallen yet but im dying to see
Willie Warhawk with his butt feathers sticking in the air.)
32.)KAROKE!!!(I *SARAH* HEARBY STATE THAT I WILL ONLY KAROKE IF KEVIN
COMES TO WHITEWATER AND KAROKE FIRST....yeah my one and
only time was um, how shall I put delicatly....terrible!)
33.) You could hang out with our roomates. which means A) hanging out with a hick(but I love her) or B) put up with smelly rap
listening who talks on her phone for five hours at a time baked ebony.
(I will lieave it for you to guess who rooms with who)
34.) You would fit in really great here(great, now after all i have
said you probably think that is an insult....:-)
35.) You can be weekender with me *Sarah* or a partial weekender with
Kendra. Or you can just go home. What does that mean? You will be
one of five people on your floor who stays for the weekend if you
stay.
36.) All you can eat ice cream in eskers. Who can say no to that?
37.) STEAK NIGHT
38.) Did I mention that I go here?
39.) I *Sarah* go here
40.) Stay away from the evil principle at Grace Lutheran School in the
Falls(dont ask)
41.) To get a good education
42.) To hang out with us!!!