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We were playing the Question Game the other night, Allison, Wesley, Erik and Liz.
The basic premise is that someone asks a question and the other people write their answers down on a piece of paper. They pass it to the person on the left of the asker, and that person reads them aloud. The person who asked the question tries to guess which answer goes with which person. The answers are almost always hilarious.
Anyway, the best question/responses:
Q: Wesley and Liz adopt a pony together and name it Zanzibar; however, they are unable to agree on how to raise him. During the divorce proceedings, which are presided over by Allison, they are told they have to spend a weekend with Zanzibar proving that they are the best parent for him. What do they each do?
Allison: Liz tells Allison that she’s not a whore and the two spend a day with Zanzibar at the park. Wesley makes Allison and Zanzibar dinner after which they plot Liz’s demise. Wesley wins.
Liz: Wesley awkwardly tries to woo Allison and fails miserably. He still becomes guardian, however, when Liz tries to prove her parenting mettle by taking Zanzibar on a series of educational trips culminating in what the papers called, “The Glue Factory Massacre of Twenty Ten.”
Wesley: Wesley takes Zanzibar on a backpacking excursion through the Andes and they visit Incan ruins and eat tacos and Zanzibar has as much fun as his little pony heart can handle. Seeing how awesome Wesley’s weekend adventure was, Liz spitefully takes Zanzibar to a meat packing plant and ends the argument once and for all. Allison proceeds to *facepalm*.
The basic premise is that someone asks a question and the other people write their answers down on a piece of paper. They pass it to the person on the left of the asker, and that person reads them aloud. The person who asked the question tries to guess which answer goes with which person. The answers are almost always hilarious.
Anyway, the best question/responses:
Q: Wesley and Liz adopt a pony together and name it Zanzibar; however, they are unable to agree on how to raise him. During the divorce proceedings, which are presided over by Allison, they are told they have to spend a weekend with Zanzibar proving that they are the best parent for him. What do they each do?
Allison: Liz tells Allison that she’s not a whore and the two spend a day with Zanzibar at the park. Wesley makes Allison and Zanzibar dinner after which they plot Liz’s demise. Wesley wins.
Liz: Wesley awkwardly tries to woo Allison and fails miserably. He still becomes guardian, however, when Liz tries to prove her parenting mettle by taking Zanzibar on a series of educational trips culminating in what the papers called, “The Glue Factory Massacre of Twenty Ten.”
Wesley: Wesley takes Zanzibar on a backpacking excursion through the Andes and they visit Incan ruins and eat tacos and Zanzibar has as much fun as his little pony heart can handle. Seeing how awesome Wesley’s weekend adventure was, Liz spitefully takes Zanzibar to a meat packing plant and ends the argument once and for all. Allison proceeds to *facepalm*.