TB Andrew says, "I'm a very well-educated, successful, intelligent person," he told the newspaper. "This is insane to me that I have an armed guard outside my door when I've cooperated with everything other than the whole solitary-confinement-in-Italy thing."
Hey Andrew! That "whole solitary-confinement-in-Italy thing" and flying commercial while potentially infecting a planeload of passengers is a kind of a big deal. And you might want to rethink complaining about the armed guard at your door because you probably need the protection.
Winner of the selfish dumbass contest for 2007.