X-Men: First Class fic - But it Beats Getting a Real Job (4/?)
So I wasn't going to post this part, but it's getting so ridiculously long that I'm going to have to split it. I also intended to have some porn in this part, as a reward for you guys being so awesome and patient and stuff, but ... well. That'll be the next part, which will be an interlude (read: total porn), so - more waiting, unfortunately
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I think it's simultaneously funny, inventive, and way fucked up that your characters so heavily depend on guns and killing people as an outlet for their emotions. And just because this can be taken the wrong way...DON'T EVER STOP. EVER.
I AGREE CHARLES. SHOVE HIS PRICK DOWN HIS THROAT. MAKE HIM CHOKE. I MEAN -- CHARLES THERE IS ANOTHER WAY. REALLY I'M NOT ALL THAT A VICIOUS PERSON I SWEAR.
DARWIN IS NOT DEAD. HOLYHOLY EOFTUQGFVUGCJ. HOPES -- I HAVE THEM. AND THEN THEY ARE SMASHED, CRUSHED AND, BRUISED. LET ME O NURSE THEM BACK TO HEALTH.
I LOVE THAT CHARLES ADMITS THAT HE'S A HIGH FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH.
“Just popping out to put a bullet through somebody’s brain,” he says calmly, without looking back. “Won’t be long.”I THINK I NEED TO HOLD YOU -- AND I'M NOT SURE IF I'M TALKING TO YOU OR TO CHARLES. IT MIGHT BE BOTH ( ... )
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I think it's simultaneously funny, inventive, and way fucked up that your characters so heavily depend on guns and killing people as an outlet for their emotions. And just because this can be taken the wrong way...DON'T EVER STOP. EVER.
Wow. Just. THANK YOU. I always worry I'm making them a little too fucked up, and that it comes off really weird and creepy, so it's good to hear that people are actually enjoying it lol.
I AM ALSO NOT A VIOLENT PERSON. AND YET SOMEHOW I FIND MYSELF LOOKING FORWARD TO THE VIOLENCE. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.
AZAZEL AND RIPTIDE JUST WANT A LITTLE R-E-S-P-E-C-T. JUST A LITTLE BIT. LITTLE RESPECT.
IKR? THEY'RE JUST AS AWESOME AS CHARLES AND ERIK WHY DOES NO ONE REALISE THIS.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK ERIK. ERIK. HOLY FUCK. ERIK. ERIK YOU'RE BACK HOLFY FUCK. (CAN YOU SEE THAT I'M SPEECHLESS AT THIS. CAN YOU.)
The excessive use of the word fuck was a bit of a giveaway, yes :D
AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR MASK. HOLY ( ... )
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You're characters are perfect balance between fucked up and more or less sane. :D
THIS IS SPARRRRTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA.
I think it's because they had like a whole three minutes (if that even) worth of dialogue PUT TOGETHER. URGH.
Excessive use of the word fuck? Pfshhhhhhhhhh. That so wasn't your clue was it? (total sarcasm -- can you tell? IT DOESN'T TRANSLATE WELL ON THE INTERNET. *SOBS*)
GOOD OL' MOIRA. I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE HER FOR THAT AND JUST BEING AWESOME IN GENERAL.
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You're characters are perfect balance between fucked up and more or less sane. :D
Aww. I'm tearing up, this is seriously one of the most amazing things anyone has said to me. Okay, THAT SOUNDS WEIRD WHEN I SAY IT OUT LOUD.
THIS IS SPARRRRTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Dude, I KNOW. Which is really sad because Jason Flemmyng (sp?) is kind of amazing (can't speak for Alex Gonzales as I don't think I've seen him in anything). Plus their characters were ten times more awesome than Shaw and Emma Frost put together. They made excellent bad guys :)
Actually, it was the use of the word 'holy' in conjunction with 'fuck'. YAY BLASPHEMY :D
Moira could be running the entire world, SHE JUST CHOOSES TO NOT TO SO SHE DOESN'T MAKE EVERYONE ELSE LOOK BAD. TRUE STORY.
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BUT THE THINGS THAT ARE WEIRD TO SAY ALOUD ARE USUALY THE BEST.
I have no clue how to spell his name. XD I KNOW. WHO DOESN'T WANT TO TELEPORT AND BE RUSSIAN? IT'S LIKE THE COOLEST COMBINATION.
Blasphemy is always good, fun, (probably not) useful, etc. Hell, sometimes I even blasphemize (I KNOW IT'S NOT A WORD, I'M MAKING IT ONE.) six religions before breakfast.
ABSOLUTELY BRO. SHE COULD BE KING.
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Haha, that is probably true :)
WHO DOESN'T WANT TO TELEPORT AND BE RUSSIAN? IT'S LIKE THE COOLEST COMBINATION.
ALSO ALSO HE HAS A TAIL. AND A SWORD. FUCK IT, AZAZEL SHOULD GET HIS OWN MOVIE. HE AND RIPTIDE COULD JUST GO AROUND BEING BAD GUY BROS AND DEFEATING PEOPLE JUST BY EXISTING.
Blasphemy is always good, fun, (probably not) useful, etc. Hell, sometimes I even blasphemize (I KNOW IT'S NOT A WORD, I'M MAKING IT ONE.) six religions before breakfast.
Blasphemy is a good way to start the day. Like orange juice and the breakfast food of your choice. (IF IT'S NOT A WORD, IT SHOULD BE DAMMIT).
ABSOLUTELY BRO. SHE COULD BE KING.
*fistbump* TOTALLY.
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WE'RE BROTHERS, YOU AND I, AND A NEW LANGUAGE IS BEING BORN. HELP ME GUIDE IT, SHAPE IT, LEAD IT.
SHE COULD RIDE DINOSAURS IN MODERN TIMES JUST BECAUSE IT WAS A PASSING THOUGHT.
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SHE COULD DECLARE HERSELF GOD AND NO ONE WOULD MIND BECAUSE SHE'D BE SCARY GOOD AT IT.
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SHE COULD DECLARE HERSELF THE ENTIRETY OF THE GREEK, ROMAN, AND NORSE GODS AND WE'D ALL BE SACRIFICING VIRGINS AND GOATS TO HER IN UNDER A MINUTE.
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SPELLING CREATIVITY IS A VALID LIFE CHOICE OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A GRUDGE AGAINST IT. I MEAN, CRUNK IS AN AWESOME WORD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS AND I STILL LOVE IT.
THAT'S RIGHT ARCH-ANEMONE. SHAKESPEARE SAYS FUCK THE LAWS OF GRAMMAR. ALSO I TOTALLY BEAT YOU IN THAT LAST CHESS GAME DON'T EVEN FRONT.
Uh ... SHE COULD BRING BACK UNICORNS AND DRAGONS AND SHIT JUST BECAUSE IT WAS A THURSDAY AND SHE WANTED TO TROLL THE ENTIRE WORLD.
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CRUNK IS....I FORGET THAT YOU AREN'T AMERICAN. CRUNK IS FROM THIS HIP-HOP/RAP SONG AND IT AS A HUGE THING OUT HERE AND IT GOT INTO OUR DICTIONARY BECAUSE IT WAS USED SO MUCH AND I'M FAIRLY SURE IT MEANS TO GET FUCKED UP. XD I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND IT MEANS GET CRAZY DRUNK. SO I GUESS IT'S KIND OF LIKE FUGLY. THOES WORDS. ME AND MY DRICTIONARY HALMENT AND SASSY HELMET FIGHT FOR THEM.
D: BUT I OUT DRANK YOU IN OUR TEA MATCH SO MMMMMMRRRRRPPPPPPHHHHHHHHH.
BECAUSE OF HER, THE UNIVERSE (FOR A WHILE) DIDN'T RELOVE AROUND THE SUN. IT REVOLVED AROUND HER SHE JUST SHIFTER HE GRAVITY FIELD TO THE SUN BECAUSE SHE WAS BORED AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS AND IT WAS. HURRR HURR HURR.
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HAHA SRSLY? NO YEAH I TOTALLY KNEW THAT ALREADY. KNEW IT AAAALLLL ALONG. YEAH.
BUT I'M BRITISH. NO ONE BEATS US AT THE NOBLE ART OF TEA DRINKING. HOW CAN THIS BE.
THE BIG BANG WAS MOIRA BITCHSLAPPING THE UNIVERSE INTO GETTING IT'S ASS OUT OF BED.
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I WAS JUST READING VOVER MY COMMENT AND JFC. I MEANT MY HELMET AND MY SASSY CAPE. NOT A HALMET (WHAT THE FURKING FURK IS THAT?!) AND A SASSY HELMET. I DON'T EVEN KNOW BRO. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. AND DRICTIONARY? I NEED TO GO AND STOP COMMENTING WITHOUT READING THROUGH WHAT I TYPE.
YES BUT I DID BECAUSE I'M UM. SUPER-POWERED WITH MY SASSY CAPE OF SASSYNESS.
SHE'S THE REASON THAT WE EVOLVED FROM SINGLE CELLED ORGANISMS BECAUSE, DAMN IT SHE WAS BORED OF BEING THE ONLY SUPERIOR ORGANISM IN EXISTENT.
SHE CREATED BORDOM THEN KICKED ITS' ASS BY STARTING EVOLUTION.
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THAT'S OKAY BRO, I TOTALLY KNEW WHAT YOU MEANT. THAT'S MY MUTANT SUPERPOWER DON'TCHAKNOW.
DAMMIT. FOILED AGAIN. I'LL GET YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS, YOU SASSY CAPE OF SASSYNESS YOU.
EXPLODING STARS? THAT'S MOIRA WHEN SHE'S PISSED AT THE STUPID SHIT HUMANITY PULLED TODAY.
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THAT'S A VERY GROOVY MUTATION, MY FRIEND. DID YOU KNOW THAT MUTATION IS WHAT TOOK US FROM SINGLE CELL ORGANISMS TO THE MOST DOMINATE LIFE FORM ON LIFE? (HURR HURR)
EINSTEIN GOT HIS THEORY OF RELATIVITY FROM MOIRA. THE M IN E=MC^2 STANDS FOR MOIRA.
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