Yet more drabbles

[silvercobwebs]

Two drabbles for the latest highlander100 challenge - 'Sex'.


Richie grinned. 'So where'd you lose yours?'

'I told you.' Methos sighed. 'I don't remember.'

'Oh come on. Everyone else has 'fessed up. I don't care how old you are, nobody forgets where.'

'Why do you care?'

'Well, I... It's a guy thing. Right, Mac?'

'Don't drag me into this.' MacLeod conveniently disappeared behind his beer bottle.

'I could say anything, you realize, and you'd have to believe me.'

'But why would you lie?'

A certain Highlander seemed to have breathing difficulties.

Sigh.

'A tent. I was fifteen - '

'Was that so difficult?'

'- and he was twenty-five.'

'Oh.'


'Making love.'

'Fucking.'

'Screwing.'

'Shagging.'

'The deed.'

'The old in-out.'

'Boinking.'

'Banging.'

'Copulating.'

'La petite mort.'

'Cheat!'

'What?'

'We agreed, no foreign languages. Orgasms don't count either.'

'That explains a lot.'

'Hmph. I've lost count now.'

'I was winning until your pedantry barged in.'

'You would've corrected me.'

'But we both know that. You are supposed to be more generous.'

'Are we done with this stupid game?'

'Well, I had a few more to throw at you, but I suppose I can withdraw with grace.'

'...'

'How about a different game?'

'Such as...?'

'Strictly non-verbal interpretations.'

'I could be persuaded.'

HL fandom? You have eaten my soul. Whether or not this is a good thing can only be decided by time and the amount of not totally piss-poor fic I produce...

In other news: It is raining. It's bloody miserable outside, and I'm not stepping one foot out until I have to.