So you’ve taken the fall. You’ve posted your first attempts at fanfic on fanfiction.net, or dipped your toe into the much smaller lj circle. But you’re not getting reviews! Obviously, no one likes your story, right?

WrongThey just aren’t reading it ( Read more... )

Just to store it, you understand...

It's a first draft, I'm very, very tired (as in drop into my bed and fall asleep in five seconds tired), and it is meant to be a "practice personal college essay". I think I should use it for something. I like it. Anyway, here it is to share.

( Bitter Realism, Sarcastic Execution )

So we had an interesting English creative writing assignment, which I thought I'd share with you. Like all my other writings, it is disturbing, creepy, and unusual. Enjoy!

Assignment: Write a myth of yourself as a goddess of the universe. In goddess myths, goddesses form the universe (1) by their death out of the matter of their body and/or 2) ( Read more... )

( Ah, trips down memory lane... )

Look, people, I'm tired of this, alright? Every single crossover fic I read--and I read alot--has the same fucking title. So, I'm going to be "sweet" and list these titles, and all of you BETTER FUCKING AVOID THEM. Get yourselves some originality already, or go fuck yourself with a pineapple. Kay? Kay.

#1 : When Worlds CollideNo. Just... just no. ( Read more... )

No, this is not in any way related to fanfiction or whatever in general. But I thought you guys might like to read it anyway, if only for the subtle insinuations of stupidity and outright denials that I believe, in any way, what I'm bullshitting about for the sake of a grade ( Read more... )

( Rant on Stupid Fucking Non-Existant Numbers )