NERD - A brief WoW post
I play a retribution paladin on Warcraft with my family members.
Here I dedicate this post to the Cataclysm patch, because apparently they decided Paladins understood how the game worked too well:
WHAT THE HELL...what...what...wait, where did all these hitpoints come from...oh, huh? How did I one shot that mine trash? Did I click on him accidentally? Oh, I did, he's dead - wait, how did that other trash one shot me? WHAT IS GOING ON. Holy power what? Help. Wait, my screen isn't displaying when I get one or three loadings of this power stuff...I don't know what to do. My DPS meter isn't working, so I don't - wait, what? WHAT? Why am I at 1200MS? No - argh - sorry, yellow flavour trash, I clicked on you and now you are all dead. Wait, why am I dead? YOU ARE NOT PREPARED - what? What does this thing do? All my powers are different. Why does Consecrate suck so hard now? WHAT WHY DERP.
Here I dedicate this post to the Cataclysm patch, because apparently they decided Paladins understood how the game worked too well:
WHAT THE HELL...what...what...wait, where did all these hitpoints come from...oh, huh? How did I one shot that mine trash? Did I click on him accidentally? Oh, I did, he's dead - wait, how did that other trash one shot me? WHAT IS GOING ON. Holy power what? Help. Wait, my screen isn't displaying when I get one or three loadings of this power stuff...I don't know what to do. My DPS meter isn't working, so I don't - wait, what? WHAT? Why am I at 1200MS? No - argh - sorry, yellow flavour trash, I clicked on you and now you are all dead. Wait, why am I dead? YOU ARE NOT PREPARED - what? What does this thing do? All my powers are different. Why does Consecrate suck so hard now? WHAT WHY DERP.