Is it just me or does the world go insane every four years?
OH. MY. GOD.
I don't recall waking up today thinking "Gee, I hope I hear or see some bullshit presidential candidate mudslinging today. I just can't decide who to vote for. Maybe the asshole with the biggest smearfund. That's what I'll do. I'll see who's the most witty when it comes to calling the other candidate a piece of shit."
I'm pretty sure I didn't do that. So when I turn on the tv for news, I hear that Voice..(which, have you noticed does the commercials for BOTH sides?) telling me what a douchebag Mitt Romney is...or how inept Obama is.
I turn the blaring smear campaign off. Phew.
I go online. I look at my email. There they both are. In my inbox. Well hello boys, wow...you're sure persistent little fuckers aren't you? I delete those messages without looking like they're both dates gone wrong. You know the kind. The one where you're all dressed up and your date shows up in a superman cape and stalks outside your door claiming he can save mankind. The "OH CHRIST CALL 911" Type of bad blind date you'd rather forget. Yeah. That kind of date.
I open up a message from my sister. Awh. She's given me a link to a video of the most adorable ferrets ever. That's awesome. I like ferrets. I click this link and forget about those two stupid motherfu- OH WHAT THE SHIT. There's Obama's face plastered all over my screen. The Voice is telling me about the time that Mitt Romney ate a baby. Fuck this. I'm out. I didn't really want to see it anyway.
It's a nice day. I'll go for a walk. Maybe go to the store, get some groceries. And there's Mitt Romney's cheeky grin plastered on every television set in the store, placed there for my convenience. He's staring down at me like I owe him something and there's the VOICE telling me about Obama's voodoo chicken killing rituals.
It's enough to drive me to homicide. Give me something guys! I'm begging you! Put the VOICE down and tell me what you plan to do! But you can't do that, you're too busy bashing each other in passive/aggressive emails and youtube clips and commercials to even let the rest of us know what the hell is going on. We're all caught up in this weird love triangle where Romney and Obama are giving each other the double reach around and the rest of the country is stuck sucking dick hoping that we'll figure something out soon!
Fuck you guys!
I don't recall waking up today thinking "Gee, I hope I hear or see some bullshit presidential candidate mudslinging today. I just can't decide who to vote for. Maybe the asshole with the biggest smearfund. That's what I'll do. I'll see who's the most witty when it comes to calling the other candidate a piece of shit."
I'm pretty sure I didn't do that. So when I turn on the tv for news, I hear that Voice..(which, have you noticed does the commercials for BOTH sides?) telling me what a douchebag Mitt Romney is...or how inept Obama is.
I turn the blaring smear campaign off. Phew.
I go online. I look at my email. There they both are. In my inbox. Well hello boys, wow...you're sure persistent little fuckers aren't you? I delete those messages without looking like they're both dates gone wrong. You know the kind. The one where you're all dressed up and your date shows up in a superman cape and stalks outside your door claiming he can save mankind. The "OH CHRIST CALL 911" Type of bad blind date you'd rather forget. Yeah. That kind of date.
I open up a message from my sister. Awh. She's given me a link to a video of the most adorable ferrets ever. That's awesome. I like ferrets. I click this link and forget about those two stupid motherfu- OH WHAT THE SHIT. There's Obama's face plastered all over my screen. The Voice is telling me about the time that Mitt Romney ate a baby. Fuck this. I'm out. I didn't really want to see it anyway.
It's a nice day. I'll go for a walk. Maybe go to the store, get some groceries. And there's Mitt Romney's cheeky grin plastered on every television set in the store, placed there for my convenience. He's staring down at me like I owe him something and there's the VOICE telling me about Obama's voodoo chicken killing rituals.
It's enough to drive me to homicide. Give me something guys! I'm begging you! Put the VOICE down and tell me what you plan to do! But you can't do that, you're too busy bashing each other in passive/aggressive emails and youtube clips and commercials to even let the rest of us know what the hell is going on. We're all caught up in this weird love triangle where Romney and Obama are giving each other the double reach around and the rest of the country is stuck sucking dick hoping that we'll figure something out soon!
Fuck you guys!