My Sister: The Freak.
The following is an impression my sister did of Pam Anderson talking to any normal person with an IQ more than 10.
Sister: Ok Pam...now..this is what is called, "flat ware" the fork is the thing with the prongs and the spoon is the round one and-
Pam: *Looking at the spoon confused, begins to attempt to shove it up her right nostril*
Sister: NO PAM! Flatware is for eating, not for brain surgery.
Pam: *Blinks twice, sets down spoon and tries to shove butter knife in the left nostril*
Sister: DAMMIT PAM! *Smacks knife out of Anderson's hand* Flatware does NOT go in your nose! Cant you get that through your head!?!?!?!
Pam: *Smiles with a look of enlightenment as she tries to work the spoon into her ear canal* I can sure try!
Note: This could also be rewritten as a blonde joke.....but credit my sister as the evil genious that thought it up. I MEAN IT! *glare*
Sister: Ok Pam...now..this is what is called, "flat ware" the fork is the thing with the prongs and the spoon is the round one and-
Pam: *Looking at the spoon confused, begins to attempt to shove it up her right nostril*
Sister: NO PAM! Flatware is for eating, not for brain surgery.
Pam: *Blinks twice, sets down spoon and tries to shove butter knife in the left nostril*
Sister: DAMMIT PAM! *Smacks knife out of Anderson's hand* Flatware does NOT go in your nose! Cant you get that through your head!?!?!?!
Pam: *Smiles with a look of enlightenment as she tries to work the spoon into her ear canal* I can sure try!
Note: This could also be rewritten as a blonde joke.....but credit my sister as the evil genious that thought it up. I MEAN IT! *glare*