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It has been a long time since I have updated my journal....Why? Well my computer hates me a lot, and it crashed. It took me three hours to reinstall XP. Then my computer wouldn’t recognize my cable modem connection. Actually, it still isn’t because it is evil, so I am writing this on Word. I hate my computer just a wee bit.
So I don’t remember what I wrote last, hmmmmm. On Monday I don’t remember what I did because I am cool like that. On Tuesday, oh Tuesday was fun. Cliff and myself went to the Canada. I hate the french and I hate canadians! We almost couldn’t go because I am 17 and I did not have a permission slip. Some crazy canadian guy called my mom at work and I was allowed to cross the border. We got lost for a bit, and we stopped and talked to some girl that spoke very little english. When we got in the car I swore at the canadians again because I dislike them, and I don’t like corn. Every where we looked there was corn! Back to the funness. We decided to follow some car and it actually took us to where we wanted to go! “Twas amazing. When we entered Montreal we were a bit lost, after eading some soup and noodles we decided to become un-lost. It didnt work and we saw this anorexic horse statue. Then I found Wood. Wood saved the day, and we managed to get to the biodome. I saw a monkey that was orange. I also sat and watched the penguins, they were boring and stood there and looked at me. The puffins! I love the puffins. They swim and fly. Except they really couldnt fly because they were too fat. On the way home Cliff decided not to listen to my amazing directions and went right. We ended up in New York. At least the border control people were understandable. I was hungry again so we stopped and ate food.
That concluded most of that day. Yesterday, which would be Wednesday, my Ashley called me at 10! Bitch. I swear......but she reminded me to go to the Wal-Mart. I fell asleep and my dani girl and amy dearest called me around 12:15. They woke me up, and told me to go downtown and see a movie, which I didn’t end up seeing. Later Jenn brown with the red hair called. I picked her up, and we went downtown.. We waited near the Roxy and met up with the girls. After they left, Jenn and myself had a nice adventure. We were on a hunt of Porn for Paul. There was so much porn! And too much ass sex. So we did not buy him porn yet....Then I did something that saves people. I got my vein tapped. I didnt pass out. Then I went to the wal mart and bought some duck tape. That stuff has so many uses. It is amazing. Somehow I slept over Jenn’s and the girls came over to watch the American History X. Really good movie! Sad, but good. They left and jenn and myself had the girl talk. Silly talk. Went to work today, and that was slower than death. And I am cold right now, actually now that I think about I have been cold almost all day. I don’t like being cold. I am going to go wrap myself in my blanket and get warm! Also, at my house I have Caramel apple dip and it reminds me of dimple!
So I don’t remember what I wrote last, hmmmmm. On Monday I don’t remember what I did because I am cool like that. On Tuesday, oh Tuesday was fun. Cliff and myself went to the Canada. I hate the french and I hate canadians! We almost couldn’t go because I am 17 and I did not have a permission slip. Some crazy canadian guy called my mom at work and I was allowed to cross the border. We got lost for a bit, and we stopped and talked to some girl that spoke very little english. When we got in the car I swore at the canadians again because I dislike them, and I don’t like corn. Every where we looked there was corn! Back to the funness. We decided to follow some car and it actually took us to where we wanted to go! “Twas amazing. When we entered Montreal we were a bit lost, after eading some soup and noodles we decided to become un-lost. It didnt work and we saw this anorexic horse statue. Then I found Wood. Wood saved the day, and we managed to get to the biodome. I saw a monkey that was orange. I also sat and watched the penguins, they were boring and stood there and looked at me. The puffins! I love the puffins. They swim and fly. Except they really couldnt fly because they were too fat. On the way home Cliff decided not to listen to my amazing directions and went right. We ended up in New York. At least the border control people were understandable. I was hungry again so we stopped and ate food.
That concluded most of that day. Yesterday, which would be Wednesday, my Ashley called me at 10! Bitch. I swear......but she reminded me to go to the Wal-Mart. I fell asleep and my dani girl and amy dearest called me around 12:15. They woke me up, and told me to go downtown and see a movie, which I didn’t end up seeing. Later Jenn brown with the red hair called. I picked her up, and we went downtown.. We waited near the Roxy and met up with the girls. After they left, Jenn and myself had a nice adventure. We were on a hunt of Porn for Paul. There was so much porn! And too much ass sex. So we did not buy him porn yet....Then I did something that saves people. I got my vein tapped. I didnt pass out. Then I went to the wal mart and bought some duck tape. That stuff has so many uses. It is amazing. Somehow I slept over Jenn’s and the girls came over to watch the American History X. Really good movie! Sad, but good. They left and jenn and myself had the girl talk. Silly talk. Went to work today, and that was slower than death. And I am cold right now, actually now that I think about I have been cold almost all day. I don’t like being cold. I am going to go wrap myself in my blanket and get warm! Also, at my house I have Caramel apple dip and it reminds me of dimple!