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[silver_tilion]

*sat up all night brooding and thinking and twitching as usual*

*and came to the usual conclusions*

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[golfin]

*struts the strut of the well-laid Noldo* :D

[silver_tilion]

*tWItCh*

:D Hello, sir, good morning to you.

[golfin]

...

What the fuck do you want?

[silver_tilion]

:|

Just saying "good morning", nothing for you to worry about. :)

[golfin]

....

Whatever you're selling, go sell it to someone else. I'm fucking Fingolfin. I don't need your shit.

[silver_tilion]

*grinds his teeth*

*chuckles* Actually, I'm looking for a lady, and I was told you were the person to see about that, you dog, you.

[golfin]

Well. *chews gum in that annoying smacking way that makes you reaaaalllllly want to hurt the gum chewer* In that case, you've come to the right place. Fingolfin knows his fucking ladies. Or, the ladies know him, if you get my drift. Eh? *nudges his shoulder*

[silver_tilion]

Oh, I get your drift. ;) *discreetly wipes his shoulder where he was touched* I'm looking for a very special lady, though. Red hair. *smirks* Firey personality, among other things. Seen her?

[golfin]

Oh yeah. *snaps his fingers and continues with the gum chewing* Her name, what's her name? Arien! Fucked her last night. Boy is she one hot piece of ass.

[silver_tilion]

*clenches and unclenches his fists* That's a fact. :D

*takes deep, calming breaths*

*deep calming*

*calming*

*calming*

Oh, fuck this. *punches him pretty fucking hard in the jaw* :D

[golfin]

*reels backwards into a tree* Hey, FUCKER!!!

*at this point any normal person would stop and inquire as to what he or she had done to be deserving of violence, gum chewing not withstanding*

*any normal person is not Fingolfin*

*come on, you all knew that, right?*

...

IT'S ON NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!! *plows headfirst into Tilion's stomach, knocking him over*

[silver_tilion]

...*wasn't expecting that* Ow.

*is being punched*

*thinks this is unfair*

*and hurts*

*breaks out his ASS-KICKING HUNTER MOJO*

*pushes Fingolfin away, staggers backwards, and glares at him, breathing heavily*

((I think I directed a porno like this once.))

[golfin]

What? Come on? Think you're a tough-guy? Think you can take on Fin-fucking-golfin?! NO ONE CAN BUDDY I AM INVINCIBLE.

Now come get your ass-kicked like a good boy.

[silver_tilion]

*spits blood out of his mouth*

*growls*

*flies at him faster than any normal being could move and starts punching*

STAY

*punch*

THE FUCK

*kick to the kidneys*

AWAY

*punchity punch punch*

FROM ARIEN!!!

*grabs Fingolfin's head and thwacks his own skull against it HARD*

GOT IT!?!?

[golfin]

*between ragged breaths and blood loss* Sorry? Didn't catch that all?

*gives his best, half-dead swing, punching Tilion right in the eye*

*wobbles back and forth* What? Not man enough for me? Too afraid to take on Fingolfin?!

[silver_tilion]

Ow.

*looks at him with about as much hatred as any one person can muster*

You're pretty damn pathetic, you know that? And not worth my fucking time.

*throws him down to the ground, steps on his chest, and glowers* I'm not joking. Touch her again and I'll make you sorry you were ever born. *spits in his face and wanders off*