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conversation i just had w/ friend Katie on MSN... its kinda lengthy, but wait it out... i crack the most hilarious joke at the end!

Katie: HEY PEOPLE CAN PRONOUNCE MY LAST NAME

Katie: WELL NO THEY CAN'T

Jen Jen: haha

Katie: BUT THEY TRY

Katie: I ALWAYS GET QUIZNOS

Katie: I THINK DO I LOOK LIKE A SANDWICH SHOP TO YOU!

Jen Jen: ive gone through it my whole life, too... and mine is said exacty how it looks

Jen Jen: people just try to simplify words

Jen Jen: like they wont read or look at all the letters... they'll just glance at it, see there's a Q and a couple N's, so its gotta be quiznos

Katie: RIGHT OUR POOR KIDS
Jen Jen: just be sure to give them simple first names

Jen Jen: like bob

Jen Jen: and sally

Katie: THOSE ARE HORRID NAMES

Jen Jen: joe?

Jen Jen: mary??

Katie: TONY IS A JOE

Jen Jen: is he?

Jen Jen: there ya go... Jr. even better!

Katie: HIS NAME IS JOSEPH ANTHONY

Jen Jen: he's a Jr isnt he?

Katie: YES

Katie: I LIKE THE BIBLE NAMES THOUGH

Katie: MATTHEW

Katie: JOSHUA

Jen Jen: exodus!!!!!!!

Jen Jen: there's some bible chicks, too

Jen Jen: if you wanna go that route

Katie: NOT FOR A GRIL

Jen Jen: i knew a girl named after one of the girls in the bible, but i forgot what her name was....

Katie: THAT HELPS

Katie: MARY

Katie: I JUST DONT WANT TO NAME THEM ANYTHING DUMB

Katie: LIKE UNIQUE OR ANYTHING

Jen Jen: you dont like unique?

Katie: NOT FOR A NAME

Katie: UNIQUE QUINONES

Katie: SOUNDS DUMB

Jen Jen: haha i know, dork

Katie: OR APPLE

Katie: PEAR

Katie: PEACH

Katie: ALL DUMBS NAMES ARE OUT!

Katie: GREEN PURPULE

Jen Jen: how original!

Katie: GREEN QUINONES

Jen Jen: not even plum?

Katie: OH YEAH PLUM QUINONES

Katie: THERE'S A WINNER

Jen Jen: how about sandwhich, so that when it's put last name, first people will read it as Quiznos, Sandwhich

Katie: EVERYONE IN MY OFFICE IS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY

Katie: THINK I NEED TO STOP LAUGHING

see? im so damn funny. Sandwhich Quinones.