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[silver_snark]

My son's apparently gotten into an aging potion, though he denies it whole-heartedly. Celeste just keeps pointing and giggling at me when I demand answers, and Chang is no help either.

This is not acceptable.

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[grimm_godson]

Draco...?

[silver_snark]

Potter, what are you doing here? I haven't been here since my youth, and I KNOW I never mentioned it to you during your, what was it you called it? Moments of Insanity.

[grimm_godson]

What are you talking about? We're on here all the time...

[silver_snark]

Nonsense. The last time I interacted with not-you here, you were using a different eehntarweb name, as was I. I find it incredibly ridiculous to even consider you've managed to start stalking me again - as you're far too busy being Big Bad Head Auror when you're not busy coddling your red-headed family, you oedipal degenerate.

[grimm_godson]

...Draco what are you on? I don't have a red headed family unless you suddenly decided to dye your hair and why am I an oedipal degenerate? Head Auror? I'm still in training.

[silver_snark]

While I'll admit you look younger than you did when I last saw you, I find it very hard to believe you aren't trying to pull a fast one. It was you that gave Scorpius that aging potion, isn't it? I demand you return my son to normal. How would you feel if I came by and fed your children mind and body altering potions! I'll have your position for this, if I have to go to the minister himself! I've got proof!!!

[silver_snark]

And another thing, you're an Oedipal degenerate because of the she-weasel, as though that wasn't obvious enough!

[grimm_godson]

Her name is Ginny, she's not a weasel and don't call her that. Secondly why would I poison Scorpius and thirdly why is she suddenly just your child now instead of ours?

[silver_snark]

I have no idea what you're talking about, and why the HELL are you in half of my icons!??? Potter, this is low, even for you.

[grimm_godson]

Draco something's happened people are being thrown from the past or the future. I think ...I don't think you've actually met me yet. you knwo a different Harry Potter, I'm from an alternate reality to you...at least I think so.
Love, we've been living together for months, we have a daughter together.

Look if you don't belive me...I know how you purr when someone plays with the back of your neck...or how you like it when I stroke the shells of your ears.

I...I love you...I'm in love with you and I have been for a while.

[silver_snark]

I had a daughter with a Harry Potter thirteen years ago, I've seen neither of them since - thank you OH so much for bringing back THAT particular memory. As for you, don't EVEN think you can go on about anything intimate - that was a one night stand, as you so VEHEMENTLY insisted, and it's cruel for you to even bring it up again after eight years. Stop playing this game, Potter, or I'll sue you for emotional harrassment. You were VERY clear that what happened was an anomoly, and I've still got the scar to prove it. Why you're deciding to torment me with it now is beyond my capacity to understand - I was under the impression Gryffindors were supposed to be the good guys.

[[ooc: omg, I'm so so sorry, I can't control him *pets poor Harry*]]

[grimm_godson]

Draco...thirteen years ago she's not even been born and I would've been six. I...Violetta's with me right now, she's a toddler...I'm not the biological father in the sense of the other Harry but I'm still her dad, or at least I'd like to think so.

Love I'm not tormenting you, please listen. I've no intention of hurting you, we just need to fix what has happened.

[silver_snark]

Is it begging you're after? If it'll get you to stop this nonsense, then I'll beg. I'll do anything, Potter, just please, please stop it.

[grimm_godson]

Draco...love...please just listen to me. Just come to my flat if you don't believe me and I'll show you myself. Or I'll come to the mansion.

[silver_snark]

Harry, this all has ceased being amusing for you as surely as it has for me. I've stunned my husband and set him in his room to rest. I would appreciate it if you would come over with Violetta so that we can all try to get him past this unpleasantness. Draco's lost his memory once already, I'd rather not have that happen again.

[grimm_godson]

I'm coming over now. Thank you.