A conversation.
Jon: I should be Mario for Halloween.
Me: How cool would that be, to have a Nintendo Wedding?
Jeff: Huh?
Me: Like, Old school Mario. Bride and groom could dress as Princess Peach and Mario, then you could have a cake - how cool would this be? With those green tubes as the tiers, and you could decorate it in fire flowers, goombas, and question mark blocks! And you could decorate the reception hall in the twinkle stars and stuff. That would be so fun.
Jon: You ... that would be cool!
Jeff: (to me) How in the hell are you still single?
Me: Huh?
Jeff: Any gamer would love to have you as a girlfriend. And he'd treat you like a queen too, because he would never have had a girlfriend prior to you.
Me: Haha.
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Another conversation:
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Me: How sweet am I? A pirate's eye patch, a skull and cross boards shirt, and an old school ninja turtles track jacket. Fuck yes :) I am amazering. What do y'all want for supper?
Jon: Food?
Jeff: HOW are you still single? I am so confused. This upsets my soul!
Me: You're weird. So. Leftovers or Domino's?
Jon and Jeff: BOTH!!!
Me: How cool would that be, to have a Nintendo Wedding?
Jeff: Huh?
Me: Like, Old school Mario. Bride and groom could dress as Princess Peach and Mario, then you could have a cake - how cool would this be? With those green tubes as the tiers, and you could decorate it in fire flowers, goombas, and question mark blocks! And you could decorate the reception hall in the twinkle stars and stuff. That would be so fun.
Jon: You ... that would be cool!
Jeff: (to me) How in the hell are you still single?
Me: Huh?
Jeff: Any gamer would love to have you as a girlfriend. And he'd treat you like a queen too, because he would never have had a girlfriend prior to you.
Me: Haha.
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Another conversation:
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Me: How sweet am I? A pirate's eye patch, a skull and cross boards shirt, and an old school ninja turtles track jacket. Fuck yes :) I am amazering. What do y'all want for supper?
Jon: Food?
Jeff: HOW are you still single? I am so confused. This upsets my soul!
Me: You're weird. So. Leftovers or Domino's?
Jon and Jeff: BOTH!!!