Some quotes
-Anyone who says he can see through women misses a lot.
-This is the most unheard of thing I've ever heard of.
-Anybody who isn't confused here does not really understand what's going on.
-An optimist believes to be living in the best of all possibe worlds. a pessimist is afraid the optimist might well be right.
-I'm still an atheist, thank god
-If you know how much money you have, you are not really rich
-The senses do not deceive. It is the mind that deceives.
-People want to be scared in a place where they know they are safe.
-Freedom is another way of saying having nothing to lose
-Life can be understood only backwards, but lived only forwards.
-God is an invention of Man. So the nature of God is only a shallow mystery. The deep mystery is the nature of Man.
-Money isn't everything, but it's sure better to cry on a sport car than on the sub way
-I am an idealist. I don't know where I'm going but I'm on the way.
-But the feelings I would have wanted to express have themselves destroyed whatever energy and willpower would have been required to express them.
-Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff
-I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever
-I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law
-Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country
-China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese
-If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
-I don't let school interfere with my education.
-You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
-When I was younger, I could remember all facts, whether they had happened or not.
-The more the universe seems comprehensible, the more it also seems pointless.
-Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
-Time is Nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
-We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
-Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them as much.
-Only the shallow know themselves.
-Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great
-When the world is made fool-proof, it will become overpopulated with idiots
-When I was a kid of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around but, when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years
-Real travel is not seeing different landscapes with the same eyes, but rather seeing the same landscape with different eyes
-Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children
-It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end
-Sometime being a bitch is the only thing a woman has to hold onto
-There are two ways to argue with your wife. Neither of them works.
-Never miss an opportunity to shut up
-Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
-Behind it all is surely an idea so simple, so beautiful, that when we grasp it - in a decade, a century,
or a millennium - we will all say to each other, how could it have been otherwise? How could we have been so stupid?
-See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time
-I love you, and I don't know how to tell you. If I did, then I wouldn't really love you.
-If I seem unduly clear to you, you must have misunderstood what I said
-I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong
-I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn't
-Money is important mostly when you don't have it
-This is the most unheard of thing I've ever heard of.
-Anybody who isn't confused here does not really understand what's going on.
-An optimist believes to be living in the best of all possibe worlds. a pessimist is afraid the optimist might well be right.
-I'm still an atheist, thank god
-If you know how much money you have, you are not really rich
-The senses do not deceive. It is the mind that deceives.
-People want to be scared in a place where they know they are safe.
-Freedom is another way of saying having nothing to lose
-Life can be understood only backwards, but lived only forwards.
-God is an invention of Man. So the nature of God is only a shallow mystery. The deep mystery is the nature of Man.
-Money isn't everything, but it's sure better to cry on a sport car than on the sub way
-I am an idealist. I don't know where I'm going but I'm on the way.
-But the feelings I would have wanted to express have themselves destroyed whatever energy and willpower would have been required to express them.
-Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff
-I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever
-I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law
-Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country
-China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese
-If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
-I don't let school interfere with my education.
-You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
-When I was younger, I could remember all facts, whether they had happened or not.
-The more the universe seems comprehensible, the more it also seems pointless.
-Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
-Time is Nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
-We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
-Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them as much.
-Only the shallow know themselves.
-Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great
-When the world is made fool-proof, it will become overpopulated with idiots
-When I was a kid of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around but, when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years
-Real travel is not seeing different landscapes with the same eyes, but rather seeing the same landscape with different eyes
-Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children
-It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end
-Sometime being a bitch is the only thing a woman has to hold onto
-There are two ways to argue with your wife. Neither of them works.
-Never miss an opportunity to shut up
-Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
-Behind it all is surely an idea so simple, so beautiful, that when we grasp it - in a decade, a century,
or a millennium - we will all say to each other, how could it have been otherwise? How could we have been so stupid?
-See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time
-I love you, and I don't know how to tell you. If I did, then I wouldn't really love you.
-If I seem unduly clear to you, you must have misunderstood what I said
-I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong
-I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn't
-Money is important mostly when you don't have it