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[silver_queen]

My husband's best friend has turned into even more of a cheap whore than usual - with my husband's almost Ada and half of the rest of Aman. Unfortunately, it seems that he is incapable of freeing himself from his bondage toys and Elrond, who is running round like a very sexy and noble elf-lord and healer like a headless chicken, had to cut him out

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[kind_as_summer]

*runs in, flings away sword*

Brí? Let them all just go to Mandos... I'm here, and I'm not going anywhere...
Unless that is a really good book, of course...

[silver_queen]

*keeps eyes fixed on the book despite a sly smile*

It might be...

[kind_as_summer]

*steps closer, looking mighty spiffy in armour*

Well, if you are certain...

[galadriel_lady]

I'd hate to interrupt but could you please tell the annoying git to get away from me less he ends on the sharp end of my sword?

[kind_as_summer]

I'm certain that after threathening me with a sword you can take care of this yourself.

And Brí, if I'm not needed here, I'll go help Maglor kill some people now.

[galadriel_lady]

I threatened my dear son-in law with a sword? Sheesh, I was really drunk then as that little thing seems to have slipped my mind.

Oh please just get Glorfindel away, I promise to keep away from the swords.

[kind_as_summer]

Don't patronise me please.

No can do. I'm hunting marchwardens right now.

[silver_queen]

And Brí, if I'm not needed here, I'll go help Maglor kill some people now.

*blinks*

*vile look*

Fine, but you can go trotting through those woods on your own *saccarine smile*

[kind_as_summer]

Fine.
Evidently I am the only one seeing the whole picture here.
*mutters and runs off*

[silver_queen]

I'll admit that Haldir's behaviour towards Maitimo is atrocious. However, I am neither your bondslave nor your chattel to be laid aside whenever you deem it suitable.

*talks angrily to herself while pulling on clothes at random*

*goes for a long walk in the woods*

((ooc: *evil laughter*))

[galadriel_lady]

You tell him dear, I'm sorry Elrond, you're not ranking very high on my favourite persons lists today.

*joins you on the long walk*

[kind_as_summer]

Well, the feeling is entirely mutual, I assure you...

[silver_queen]

That does it. A very cold bed shall be yours, Elrond Earendilion.

[kind_as_summer]

*smiles wryly*
Well, meleth-nîn, I do hope you shall not regret saying that later on.
Then again, your mother should be a very good companion. Especially when she starts to glow green and takes up one of her multiple personalities.

[silver_queen]

*eyebrows hit hairline and keep on going*

Or mayhap you shall, tithen-pen.

[kind_as_summer]

I don't believe I started this whole business, did I?
*meaningful look*