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*is suddenly wide awake*
Oh Eru, it's really happening. I need books. *nods* Lots of books. And I should try not to traumatise this child by spending so much time having sex with its father.
Yes, that's my resolution for this pregnancy. Less sex. *whimpers* But perhaps if I don't this one will end up well balanced.
Well, if I'm off sex, I'll need ice cream. And roast chicken! I need roast chicken right NOW!
Hmmm... so...
1)Books on childbirth and rearing.
2)A large roast chicken. Approximately the size of Smaug.
3)Other books.
4)Wallpaper and pain samples to decorate the nursery.
5)Baby toys.
*is glad that her dresses still fit at the moment*
*worries about the family tendency to twins*
Oh Eru, it's really happening. I need books. *nods* Lots of books. And I should try not to traumatise this child by spending so much time having sex with its father.
Yes, that's my resolution for this pregnancy. Less sex. *whimpers* But perhaps if I don't this one will end up well balanced.
Well, if I'm off sex, I'll need ice cream. And roast chicken! I need roast chicken right NOW!
Hmmm... so...
1)Books on childbirth and rearing.
2)A large roast chicken. Approximately the size of Smaug.
3)Other books.
4)Wallpaper and pain samples to decorate the nursery.
5)Baby toys.
*is glad that her dresses still fit at the moment*
*worries about the family tendency to twins*