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[silver_queen]

*is seriously fucking bored of being pregnant*

*can't even go out shoe-hopping to cheer herself up, due to swollen feet*

*repeatedly stabs a notebook with her favourite pen until it breaks*

*bursts into hysterical tears* I hate this.

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[lordelrond]

*spots the tears*

:(

*huggles*

[silver_queen]

*clings*

I hate this, I hate this, I hate this... I haven't seen my feet in weeks and I feel like an oliphaunt.

[lordelrond]

*tightens embrace*

*rubs your back soothingly*

[silver_queen]

*cries some more*

I can't find anything that fits me to wear.

[lordelrond]

Ssssshhh, hopefully it won't be much longer.

*holds you close some more*

[silver_queen]

But what if it is and I just get bigger and bigger until I explode?

[lordelrond]

You won't. I think these little ones are quite ready to come out soon.
Honey, no female has exploded yet from pregnancy, it just doesn't happen.

[silver_queen]

*chuckles tearily into his shoulder*

Perhaps it's a peredhel thing?

[lordelrond]

*strokes your hair*

*chuckles* I'm fairly sure that ain't so.

[silver_queen]

*darkly* It wouldn't surprise me.

*is soothed by the warmth of his hands*

[lordelrond]

*chuckles* Not everything is a peredhil thing you know, though sometimes it does seem that way.

*continues stroking your hair*

[silver_queen]

But you peredhil are always so full of surprises...

[lordelrond]

Ah, but ain't it interesting to see just what the next suprise will be?

[silver_queen]

Yes. Infuriating, but interesting.

[lordelrond]

*grins*

*cuddles*