Mother Wit | [ video ]

[silver_pipe]

I don't know if anyone here is aware, but you're all crazy.

Some of you way more than others.

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[eatingwings]

Is that so~?

[silver_pipe]

Yes, you especially.

[eatingwings]

On my part, Misss Mason?

How you wound me!

[And dramatics too! ♡]

[silver_pipe]

[ Oh Lordy ]

I wound you? I didn't know you were a crazy vampire and a comedian, Drac'?

[eatingwings]

Mmmmhmhmnnn~ I have always tried to keep my humor as smart as a whips, my dearest Heather Mason~

[silver_pipe]

Haha! I thought you said as your whips then, because... I wouldn't put you past the sort to own whips. And, yeah, several of them.

[eatingwings]

Oh~~

[ Oh sure, stroke his inflated ego why don't you.

There's a serrated smile as if his brain had been tickled. ]

I have been called a sadomasochist many a time~

[silver_pipe]

[ And that was one creepy smile, or so Heather thought ]

Why am I not shocked by this revelation?

[eatingwings]

You shouldn't be~ It's common knowledge.

[silver_pipe]

You just go around telling people you're into that sorta stuff, huh?

Well I guess you just did to me...

[eatingwings]

Oh no~ It's in many a history textbook.

[silver_pipe]

Hah hah!

Why is it that I can imagine you, sitting in a creepy library somewhere with a glass of wine actually, it'd probably be blood reading about yourself like a huge egomaniac?

[eatingwings]

It's a guilty pleasure of mine, to see what others have said about me. Mmmmn~

[silver_pipe]

I'm sure it's all rainbows, love and sparkles, Drac'.

[eatingwings]

I spit on such things, my dear.

[silver_pipe]

Beeecause you love them?

[ Now who's winding up who, huh? ]