Mother Wit | [ video ]

[silver_pipe]

I don't know if anyone here is aware, but you're all crazy.

Some of you way more than others.

Comments

[darkest_horse]

Funny. A cat once told me that too.

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[silver_pipe]

A cat?

And is this the part where I'm meant to think you're not crazy?

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[darkest_horse]

Wonderland just has weird residents. Not my fault.

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[silver_pipe]

And you happen to be one of them, huh?

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[darkest_horse]

Nothing but an occasional visitor.

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[silver_pipe]

...

You're that guy from the shooting gallery, aren't you?

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[darkest_horse]

As if you could mistake me for just any old dude.

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[silver_pipe]

[ Almost teasing now ]

Y'know, it's so refreshing to meet someone who knows their old and isn't afraid to admit it.

Can't believe how rude you were about my awesome skills with a gun.

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[darkest_horse]

Looks can be deceiving, you know.

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[silver_pipe]

What's that supposed to mean?

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[darkest_horse]

It means what it means.

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[silver_pipe]

So... what?

You look old but you're not?

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[darkest_horse]

Could be, could be. And maybe you just look awesome with your gun but are not.

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[silver_pipe]

[ Shocked by that comment, she's not used to getting sass back ]

Tch, maybe I am awesome with it!

You always charm girls this way, huh, old man?

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[darkest_horse]

[This old man perfected obnoxious.]

I'm not convinced yet, doll.

Old. Old. I'd say experienced is the better word here.

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[silver_pipe]

You want me to prove my skills again?

Fine with me, pick a place and I'll show you how good I am.