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[silver_kayne]

Not a sign i hope

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I turned captainspangles in for littering (3 points). In June I pulled over and changed recipes_4_happy's flat tire (15 points). Last week I gave thetroublewith a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I bought porn for steppyhen (-10 points). Last Saturday I helped bringout see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been nice (11 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
silver_kayne

I seem to get this one most. Oh well Coal it is

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I pulled eskimo_bunny's hair (-5 points). Last Monday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole thetroublewith's purse (30 points). Last month I bought porn for symptom_recital (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-666 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
silver_kayne

~Kayne~