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Well I'm done. After a few months, some so-called failures, and a bit of retesting, I am now a lifeguard.
Certified in CPR, First Aid, water rescues, and other crap I can't remember.
So, friends, if you decide to:
drown, choke while conscious or unconscious, inject/inhale/absorb poison, suffer from abrasions, lacerations, avulsions, sprains, strains, fractures, superficial/chemical/electrical burns, strokes, heart attacks, V-tach, V-fib, diabetic emergencies, allergic reactions, hypothermia, heat stroke, shock, severed limbs, or perhaps just experience some heavy bleeding...
I'm now able to save your sorry ass.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. ^_^
Certified in CPR, First Aid, water rescues, and other crap I can't remember.
So, friends, if you decide to:
drown, choke while conscious or unconscious, inject/inhale/absorb poison, suffer from abrasions, lacerations, avulsions, sprains, strains, fractures, superficial/chemical/electrical burns, strokes, heart attacks, V-tach, V-fib, diabetic emergencies, allergic reactions, hypothermia, heat stroke, shock, severed limbs, or perhaps just experience some heavy bleeding...
I'm now able to save your sorry ass.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. ^_^