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heres an interesting tidbit for ya......
if someone calls you one day and says, "Hello. We've heard of your band ________. Would you like to play at Clutch Cargos on _____?"
heres what your gonna do:
"Well, even though it sounds neat... I'll bet you'll tell us our soundcheck is at 9 in the morning, but you're really secretely planning on making us wait 5 hours. Not including the nice little wait outside that we will probably have to go through. And I'm just guessing that he pop punk bands will probably sound like tone deaf mules that went halfway through a meat carver and got their ankles stuck in the grinder. And what if...... what if you made us sell $480 worth of tickets and only let us play 2 songs? Oh man, that would smell. Plus i bet those Marshalls are buckets. Pieces. Of. Poop. Well, my toast is done, thanks for calling. Have a good show."
and thats what your gonna say.
joes was sweet. thanks to everyone that came.
love dearly,
nicholas
if someone calls you one day and says, "Hello. We've heard of your band ________. Would you like to play at Clutch Cargos on _____?"
heres what your gonna do:
"Well, even though it sounds neat... I'll bet you'll tell us our soundcheck is at 9 in the morning, but you're really secretely planning on making us wait 5 hours. Not including the nice little wait outside that we will probably have to go through. And I'm just guessing that he pop punk bands will probably sound like tone deaf mules that went halfway through a meat carver and got their ankles stuck in the grinder. And what if...... what if you made us sell $480 worth of tickets and only let us play 2 songs? Oh man, that would smell. Plus i bet those Marshalls are buckets. Pieces. Of. Poop. Well, my toast is done, thanks for calling. Have a good show."
and thats what your gonna say.
joes was sweet. thanks to everyone that came.
love dearly,
nicholas