Just add "in bed"
I randomly found my old list of fortune cookie fortunes. Don't forget to add "in bed"
1. An important person will soon be involved in your life.
2. A vacation of vacations is waiting for you.
3. You have at your command the wisdom of the ages.
4. You have an unusual magnetic personality.
5. Step by step you will ascend the staircase to success.
6. Keep your plans secret for now.
7. The current year will bring you great happiness.
8. You will soon gain something you have always wanted.
9. A tall stranger will soon enter your life.
10. You will inherit a large sum of money.
11. Shopping expeditions should prove all you’d hoped for.
12. There are riches headed your way.
13. Your principles mean more to you than any money or success.
14. The time is right to make new friends.
15. You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment.
16. Have a keen sense of humor and love a good time.
17. You will be the best.
18. You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow.
19. You will be showered with good luck.
20. You are faithful in the execution of any public trust.
21. You are original and creative.
22. You are the center of every group’s attention.
23. You will always be successful in you professional career.
24. There are lessons to learn by listening to others.
25. Now is a prosperous time of life for you.
26. Share your happiness with others today.
27. Put your ingenuity to work in anything you’re doing.
28. Fortune cookie says: we are only the image we make ourselves.
29. You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to.
30. You are more likely to give than to give in.
31. You have a natural grace and great consideration for others.
32. You will witness a special ceremony.
33. Romance moves you in a new direction.
34. Your family is one of nature’s masterpieces.
35. You will soon take a very pleasant and successful trip.
36. The face of nature reflects all of life’s ups and downs.
37. Be cautious while walking in darkness alone.
38. Rest has a peaceful effect on your physical and emotional health.
39. There’s a good chance of a romantic encounter soon.
40. Your deeds speak so much louder than other’s words.
41. Now is the time to try something new.
42. The best times of your life have not yet been lived.
43. A charming friendship is in the making.
44. You are a very bright individual.
45. A new friend helps you break out of an old routine.
46. Today is the perfect day to give that special person a gift.
47. Guard yourself against evil temptations.
48. Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans!
49. Your ability for accomplishment will follow with success.
50. A journey must begin with a single step.
51. Even a small gift could mean so much to someone today.
52. Present your best ideas to an eager and welcoming audience.
53. A golden egg of opportunity falls into your lap this month.
54. You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
55. Your spirit of adventure leads you down an exciting new path.
56. Keep in mind your most cherished dreams of the future.
57. Treasure what you have.
58. You find what you’re looking for; just open your eyes!
59. Enthusiastic leadership gets you a promotion when you least expect it.
60. Your kindness is surely to be repaid.
61. Ideas are like children; there are none so wonderful as your own.
62. You achieve great peace of mind when you talk with an old friend.
63. A person is never too old to learn.
64. Politeness costs nothing and gains everything.
65. You have the rare ability to recognize ability in others.
66. To effect the quality of the day is no small achievement.
67. Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life.
68. Skill comes from diligence.
69. He who climbs a ladder must begin at the first step.
70. We will not know the worth of water ‘til the well is dry.
71. You are almost there.
72. You have the ability to sense and know a higher truth.
73. Get your mind set-confidence will lead you on.
74. Carve your name on your heart and not on marble.
75. You’ll never know what you can do until you try.
76. You will soon take a pleasant and successful trip.
77. Don’t expect romantic attachments to be strictly logical or rational!
78. Versatility is one of your outstanding traits.
79. Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
80. All your hard work will soon pay off.
81. Rest is a good thing, but boredom is its brother.
82. Patience is the key to joy.
83. Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
84. You will be awarded some great honor.
85. There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead of you.
86. Nothing in the world is accomplished without passion.
87. The secret to good friends is no secret to you.
88. You will soon be honored by someone you respect.
89. You have a natural grace and consideration for others.
1. An important person will soon be involved in your life.
2. A vacation of vacations is waiting for you.
3. You have at your command the wisdom of the ages.
4. You have an unusual magnetic personality.
5. Step by step you will ascend the staircase to success.
6. Keep your plans secret for now.
7. The current year will bring you great happiness.
8. You will soon gain something you have always wanted.
9. A tall stranger will soon enter your life.
10. You will inherit a large sum of money.
11. Shopping expeditions should prove all you’d hoped for.
12. There are riches headed your way.
13. Your principles mean more to you than any money or success.
14. The time is right to make new friends.
15. You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishment.
16. Have a keen sense of humor and love a good time.
17. You will be the best.
18. You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow.
19. You will be showered with good luck.
20. You are faithful in the execution of any public trust.
21. You are original and creative.
22. You are the center of every group’s attention.
23. You will always be successful in you professional career.
24. There are lessons to learn by listening to others.
25. Now is a prosperous time of life for you.
26. Share your happiness with others today.
27. Put your ingenuity to work in anything you’re doing.
28. Fortune cookie says: we are only the image we make ourselves.
29. You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to.
30. You are more likely to give than to give in.
31. You have a natural grace and great consideration for others.
32. You will witness a special ceremony.
33. Romance moves you in a new direction.
34. Your family is one of nature’s masterpieces.
35. You will soon take a very pleasant and successful trip.
36. The face of nature reflects all of life’s ups and downs.
37. Be cautious while walking in darkness alone.
38. Rest has a peaceful effect on your physical and emotional health.
39. There’s a good chance of a romantic encounter soon.
40. Your deeds speak so much louder than other’s words.
41. Now is the time to try something new.
42. The best times of your life have not yet been lived.
43. A charming friendship is in the making.
44. You are a very bright individual.
45. A new friend helps you break out of an old routine.
46. Today is the perfect day to give that special person a gift.
47. Guard yourself against evil temptations.
48. Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans!
49. Your ability for accomplishment will follow with success.
50. A journey must begin with a single step.
51. Even a small gift could mean so much to someone today.
52. Present your best ideas to an eager and welcoming audience.
53. A golden egg of opportunity falls into your lap this month.
54. You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
55. Your spirit of adventure leads you down an exciting new path.
56. Keep in mind your most cherished dreams of the future.
57. Treasure what you have.
58. You find what you’re looking for; just open your eyes!
59. Enthusiastic leadership gets you a promotion when you least expect it.
60. Your kindness is surely to be repaid.
61. Ideas are like children; there are none so wonderful as your own.
62. You achieve great peace of mind when you talk with an old friend.
63. A person is never too old to learn.
64. Politeness costs nothing and gains everything.
65. You have the rare ability to recognize ability in others.
66. To effect the quality of the day is no small achievement.
67. Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life.
68. Skill comes from diligence.
69. He who climbs a ladder must begin at the first step.
70. We will not know the worth of water ‘til the well is dry.
71. You are almost there.
72. You have the ability to sense and know a higher truth.
73. Get your mind set-confidence will lead you on.
74. Carve your name on your heart and not on marble.
75. You’ll never know what you can do until you try.
76. You will soon take a pleasant and successful trip.
77. Don’t expect romantic attachments to be strictly logical or rational!
78. Versatility is one of your outstanding traits.
79. Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
80. All your hard work will soon pay off.
81. Rest is a good thing, but boredom is its brother.
82. Patience is the key to joy.
83. Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
84. You will be awarded some great honor.
85. There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead of you.
86. Nothing in the world is accomplished without passion.
87. The secret to good friends is no secret to you.
88. You will soon be honored by someone you respect.
89. You have a natural grace and consideration for others.