Maybe it's from jealousy? Or maybe he's that annoying?
Dear Guy Who Sits Next to Me in Philosophy,
You are a suck-up and a teacher's pet. Seriously. I want to beat you up and take your lunch money. I mean, "I put a few Heraclitus jokes in my paper just because he's ripe for it!" Shut up. Just shut up. You're not impressing anyone.
WHY DO I FEEL THIS WAY.
You are a suck-up and a teacher's pet. Seriously. I want to beat you up and take your lunch money. I mean, "I put a few Heraclitus jokes in my paper just because he's ripe for it!" Shut up. Just shut up. You're not impressing anyone.
WHY DO I FEEL THIS WAY.