Yeah I don't know

Jul 23, 2010 14:13

Meanwhile, in the future, Mom and Dad are visiting Disneyworld.

Mom: So I was thinking that we could get Lacey this ironic t-shirt. See, it has foreign lettering on it.
Dad: And I thought we could get Katie this Goofy hat!
Mom: ...
Dad: Or this Piglet mug!
Mom: Excellent! Now all we have to do is pick out something for Kelsey!
Dad: That's always the hardest. She never wants anything.
Mom: Excuse me, do you happen to have a book on colonialism in America?
Souvenir Stand Guy: Well, we do have Disney's Complete Guide to Dutch Colonialism in the New York Bay.
Mom: We'll take it!
Dad: I would think Disneyworld would have a book on Spanish Colonialism, not Dutch.

Days later...

Kelsey: I love it!

Seriously, Mom went to the beach and brought me back a book on Dutch Colonialism. It's not that I didn't appreciate it, I just thought...Dutch Colonialism? The beach?

This was going to be a comic, but after I drew Lacey's future t-shirt I stopped, because I liked it too much and I would have had to erase it because it was too big. It said, IRONIC FOREIGN DISNEY. I was inspired by Lacey's desire to have this shirt.

(for the record, when getting a souvenir from Disneyworld for me, something Grumpy-related, preferably a mug or a doll or something, would suffice)




...that is all.

avatar, family

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