I have a snake. He is amazing, and tiny, and the coolest birthday present ever (from the best boyfriend ever.)
He's a Ghost Corn, I don't actually know if he's male, I won't be able to tell for sure until he's a lot bigger, but I'm calling him a boy for now. His name is Seth, short for Setesh (
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_(mythology))
He was fed between these pictures, so that's why he looks so bloated in the second one.