My weekend.
Oh lookit how cute my title is.
So, I went out with my friends, which I think I already wrote about and went out that night and woke up with a headache the next morning.
At APO inductions, the ceremony went nicely. Pictures were taken and then dinner was had at the Chinese place in Jacksonville. I opted out after having a large lunch with my cousin and went to pick up Gus so we could go out for Jills' Birthday. Origonally, She was having her party on another day but rescheduled it so I could come that Saturday. Come to find out, this was the same night that APO was having their formal after inductions. APO was meeting at 8:45 and Jills party wasn't going to start until 10ish. So, I took Jill her awesome birthday presents (a princess wand, princess soap, stickers, a potty training award, and bubble wrap!) and met with APO at teh scheduled time. It had been such a long time since I hung out with the APO gang and such a looong time since I had the 'APO punch' so my options weren't hard to decide between. APO > Bar party.
Everyone met at teh hall and carpooled as much as was possible. 5 vehicles in total caravanned to Springfield where the party was to take place. On the way there, My car was late because we had to pick up overnight stuff. We cuaght up the the others on the interstate and it was decided that I was going to moon everyone as we sped past. I did. And, do you know, that out of a 98% female chapter, ONE person saw my ass! Tom did, go figure.
We finally made it to teh house, and the punch people started making the punch, Alliey labeled the cups so we would know which cup was ours later in the evening (mine was Cock Bait; others I can remember were Salad Tosser, Skank Cunt.. etc.), and fruit was cut for the punch to soak up all that alcoholic goodness.
Then everyone started dancing, and drinking, and as the night wore on things got fun because that's what happens when you're partying with ALL your friends.
Hard Alcohol makes me sick. I don't get drunk as fast as I do drinking beer and the punch that night just did me in. Believe it or not, I don't remember much of the night. Everything and Anything goes into the punch plus tequilla shots all night by a lightweight non drinker left me happy and puking.
Things I did during the night that I happen to remeber are:
1Becoming a turtle.
2Speaking Nihongo with ALliey and finding other people to speak it at with her.
3Snapping pictures of the random guys that showed up.
4tequilla shots.
5the chocolate fondu foutain.
6Looking down the stairwell and seeing Miss ALliey rolling around on teh floor in a dress and another person... pictures of both, sid eww to one.. and deleted everything on my camera.
7Kissing Julie under the mistletoe.
8Everyone passing out.
9Crystal rolling around on teh floor to get to people.
10Tom got pulled over for a dim headlight.. WTF yeah right! The cops saw him leave the house I bet!
11Running up the stairs UMPteen times to vomit.
That was the end of me. I puked from 2-6. Everything I ate for lunch was flushed So I chugged water to throw up. As soon as I would swallow the last bit of water in my cup, I'd start puking again. oh so fun. But, everyone was up by 10 and we all cleaned up and told Brenda what an awesome mom she was for letting a hurd of drunken fraternity members loose in her house. She came in around midnight and said "Well, the Christmas Tree is still standing so I guess everythings ok". Awesome mom.. so awesome. I drove us home because Mel was still intoxicated when we left the house.
My eyes hurt the next day at work. I actually needed 2 days to recover from the weekend. heh...
I lost my checkbook too! But I found it today. It was feking hiding behind the feking pocket in my purse! I like that word.. feking..
So, I went out with my friends, which I think I already wrote about and went out that night and woke up with a headache the next morning.
At APO inductions, the ceremony went nicely. Pictures were taken and then dinner was had at the Chinese place in Jacksonville. I opted out after having a large lunch with my cousin and went to pick up Gus so we could go out for Jills' Birthday. Origonally, She was having her party on another day but rescheduled it so I could come that Saturday. Come to find out, this was the same night that APO was having their formal after inductions. APO was meeting at 8:45 and Jills party wasn't going to start until 10ish. So, I took Jill her awesome birthday presents (a princess wand, princess soap, stickers, a potty training award, and bubble wrap!) and met with APO at teh scheduled time. It had been such a long time since I hung out with the APO gang and such a looong time since I had the 'APO punch' so my options weren't hard to decide between. APO > Bar party.
Everyone met at teh hall and carpooled as much as was possible. 5 vehicles in total caravanned to Springfield where the party was to take place. On the way there, My car was late because we had to pick up overnight stuff. We cuaght up the the others on the interstate and it was decided that I was going to moon everyone as we sped past. I did. And, do you know, that out of a 98% female chapter, ONE person saw my ass! Tom did, go figure.
We finally made it to teh house, and the punch people started making the punch, Alliey labeled the cups so we would know which cup was ours later in the evening (mine was Cock Bait; others I can remember were Salad Tosser, Skank Cunt.. etc.), and fruit was cut for the punch to soak up all that alcoholic goodness.
Then everyone started dancing, and drinking, and as the night wore on things got fun because that's what happens when you're partying with ALL your friends.
Hard Alcohol makes me sick. I don't get drunk as fast as I do drinking beer and the punch that night just did me in. Believe it or not, I don't remember much of the night. Everything and Anything goes into the punch plus tequilla shots all night by a lightweight non drinker left me happy and puking.
Things I did during the night that I happen to remeber are:
1Becoming a turtle.
2Speaking Nihongo with ALliey and finding other people to speak it at with her.
3Snapping pictures of the random guys that showed up.
4tequilla shots.
5the chocolate fondu foutain.
6Looking down the stairwell and seeing Miss ALliey rolling around on teh floor in a dress and another person... pictures of both, sid eww to one.. and deleted everything on my camera.
7Kissing Julie under the mistletoe.
8Everyone passing out.
9Crystal rolling around on teh floor to get to people.
10Tom got pulled over for a dim headlight.. WTF yeah right! The cops saw him leave the house I bet!
11Running up the stairs UMPteen times to vomit.
That was the end of me. I puked from 2-6. Everything I ate for lunch was flushed So I chugged water to throw up. As soon as I would swallow the last bit of water in my cup, I'd start puking again. oh so fun. But, everyone was up by 10 and we all cleaned up and told Brenda what an awesome mom she was for letting a hurd of drunken fraternity members loose in her house. She came in around midnight and said "Well, the Christmas Tree is still standing so I guess everythings ok". Awesome mom.. so awesome. I drove us home because Mel was still intoxicated when we left the house.
My eyes hurt the next day at work. I actually needed 2 days to recover from the weekend. heh...
I lost my checkbook too! But I found it today. It was feking hiding behind the feking pocket in my purse! I like that word.. feking..