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Jul 29, 2007 14:25

THREE REASONS WHY I HATE STUDYING.

1.
a) i don't get what i'm studying most of the time.

b) which leads to a terrible score in tests, quizzes and exams.

c) which then creates a low self esteem felicia tan

d) who has absolutely no confidence and interest in the subjects that she does badly in

e) which reduces the amount of time/ enthusiasm she has for those subjects

which brings us back to point a).

2.
a) my mind wanders.

b) i need a stimulant to get me constantly going on my studies.

c) i head for the kitchen.

d) and i take out the stimulants, mostly consisting of 1000 calories and 250% of trans fats.

e) i gain weight.

f) i think about my gaining weight.

which brings us back again to point a).

3.
a) i HAVE to study, no matter the above mentioned.

b) this totally contradicts the whole point of freedom, human rights and 'having a life'.

c) and i am an avid supporter of those guidelines in having a perfect life.

d) but having a perfect life, also means having at least a happy amount of money in your pocket.

e) and having money = (i) getting a rich husband (ii) getting a job that pays well.

since finding a rich husband that succumbs to all my whims and commands and is absolutely alright with me splurging his every cent seems remotely impossible at this time of age, (ii) seems more plausible.
which brings us, yet again, back to point a).

can't you see its the world's most vicious cycle??? forget global warming!

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