❦ first rose

Sep 13, 2011 20:09

( action; private to hakumen )

[So I heard you were chilling in the forest like the cool and antisocial douchebag you are. SADLY ENOUGH Rachel has to say othwerise because your precious alone time is interrupted today by something falling out of a tree. Right onto you. Onto your wings in fact. It weighs about the same as one bitch loli vampire. By some miracle or something like that let's say that she hasn't even woken up yet.

So she's just.

Sleeping peacefully.

On your wings.

DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR LIFE HAKUMEN???]

( voice; )

While there are many things I could address as issues of a complete and utter lack of tact--the kidnapping, the taking away belongings, even the undressing and redressing of a lady--there is simply one thing I cannot forgive. You may try to appease us with free lodgings and food, but none of that matters when faced with the fact that there is a severe lack of quality. Honestly, I dare say even worthless familiars such as Nago and Gii could prepare better tea than this place has to offer.

Of course, that would be assuming anyone here is even worthy of serving me; no tea prepared by some simpleton here could be anywhere good enough. However, out of the kindness of my own heart, I shall be willing to overlook such a fact for one, simple thing.

Entertain me, dear Luceti. I am not a hard person to please; all you must do is keep me from boredom. It's a simple request, yes? My daily schedule was quite open back in my own world, and I can only assume it will be even more open here. I believe I will have enough time in my day to mock a fool or two. If not, perhaps I shall make time for it.

I, Rachel Alucard, look forward to your attempts. Good day.

okay where am i actually, | voice, you're all useless shits, | action, where is my fucking tea

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