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[silno_pyanstvo]

[So, you all remember Russia's tank? Yeah?

Screw T-34s, Roshia's got herself a T-90.

Options:
1. There is a Roshia, with a cast on her leg, standing in her driveway smirking at the tank.
2. There is a tank moving down the street. Thankfully, it's on the street, not the grass. No drunken tank races here at the moment.
3. 766 Bunker Street (a.k.a

Comments

2

[ringaroundrose]

[WHY IS THERE ANOTHER TANK

WHY IS THERE ANOTHER TANK]

Again?!

Re: 2

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Again!

but this one is prettier, да?]

Re: 2

[ringaroundrose]

[...well at this time it's not going over lawns and mailboxes.]

... I can't believe Mayfield would allow this.

[silno_pyanstvo]

[How about that drone's car? Lovely crushing noises.]

[ringaroundrose]

[... Damn.]

Hey, you! Careful where you're driving!

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Oh she is being careful!

Look, she's even backing up now after crushing about half the car!]

[ringaroundrose]

[Hnnngh. Taking out her hammer, just in case.

Honestly, some people...

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Backing down the street... backing down the street... There must be some reason she hasn't turned this thing around.]

[ringaroundrose]

...

[against better judgment, she begins to follow >3>]

[silno_pyanstvo]

[She should get out of the way. Because you see, the T-90's top road speed? It's 65 mph. And Roshia is now testing this top road speed.]

[ringaroundrose]

[WHAT

RUNNING, RUNNING!]

Eeeeeeeeek!

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Vroom vroom!

Also, remember that half-crushed car? It's sort of like a ramp, right?

Did you know these things can kinda-sorta fly?]

[ringaroundrose]

[SON OF A BITCH THAT IS AWESOME

brb screaming like a little girl, since we are, and running into the nearest house.]

[silno_pyanstvo]

[And off the tank goes. Maintaining that insane speed.]