Mar 11, 2009 17:44
As I "grow up", I find that the only way in which I actually mature is by becoming more aware of what a doofus I am.
Does anyone else only enjoy shopping when they have NO money?
Shopping with money is nothing but stress for me. The mall is a nightmare of choices, and options, and things just beyond my reach. But with no money, there are no choices to make! I don't have to make one purchase, but sacrifice enough.
When I have no money, I buy whatever I want. If someone asks what I got at the mall, I say "Everything!". If they ask where it all is, I reply that it's back at the mall, and will go back and pick it up later.
When I'm broke, I'm not only so rich that I can buy everything I want, I can use the whole mall as my own personal storage space.