Oh, fuck.
Holy. Fuck. Last night. Hand. Mark. Mark Hoppus. Mark Fucking Hoppus. Shook my hand.
Ryland is 6'5", just in case you were wondering. I asked him. While we were having a conversation. He seemed very proud of it. Haha. As he should be.
Oh, and I fucking called it. I totally fucking said that +44 would/should play The Rock Show. And what'd they fucking do?! THEY PLAYED THE ROCK SHOW! It was utterly amazing.
Gabe Saporta. His face was all on my head. &... We talked. About my cat. He has a new name. No longer shall his name be Jack. From now on, my cat has a Gabe-given name. And that name is: Cobra Cat. Gabe really liked that. He said it like, 50 times... like he was rapping or something. It was the best. He seemed really disappointed though, when I told him his name was "Jack." He really wanted my kitten's name to be Gabe. Haha, he was like, "Aww... I wanted it to be Gabe." Fuck! Why didn't I name my kitten Gabe?!
So, Mark Hoppus has really smooth hands. They smelled good too... like lotion. &Shiny Shane was like, deaf. I was all, "Dude, sign my pants." like 44 times before he noticed me. &fucking Crazy Craig. His phone rang, and I was about to get a picture/autograph. And I was like, "Please? Just a quick picture?" and he was all, "I'm really sorry, I can't." But oh well, I guess I understand
+44 had a picture of a puppy on their tour bus. Their bus was amazing.
I fucking love it. I love that Mark shook my hand, even if he didn't stay to do autographs and pictures. I love that Chris Holmes was with him. I love that Gabe loves my kitten. I love that Ryland is 6'5". I love that Nate was so obviously drunk/high. I love that Sisky Business was so nice and quiet. I love that there was a guy on a scooter, even if it wasn't The Butcher. I love that William Beckett slapped Gabe on the ass. I love that William dances just like Mick Jagger (&my mom says Jim Morrison). I love that +44 played The Rock Show. I love that the guy I was unintentionally ass fucking for the whole +44 set wasn't mad (it's not like I could help it. it's called a mosh pit.) I love that I thought up the nicknames Shiny Shane&Crazy Craig. I love that I could pretend that Mark's sweat was tears during No It Isn't. I love that Neighbors is so obviously about Travis McCoy (treckett for fucking ever!) I love how Gabe touched himself on stage. I love how Gabe dances. I love how Vicky-T was so cool. I love that Cobra Starship did Hollaback Boy. I love how I didn't even see Fall Out Boy because I was waiting for Mark Hoppus and how I don't even care about missing them entirely. Fuck, I just loved all of it. It was the most amazing time ever.
Cobra Cat. Best thing ever.
p.s. in case you read this on myspace, I'm just too lazy to write a different one.
Ryland is 6'5", just in case you were wondering. I asked him. While we were having a conversation. He seemed very proud of it. Haha. As he should be.
Oh, and I fucking called it. I totally fucking said that +44 would/should play The Rock Show. And what'd they fucking do?! THEY PLAYED THE ROCK SHOW! It was utterly amazing.
Gabe Saporta. His face was all on my head. &... We talked. About my cat. He has a new name. No longer shall his name be Jack. From now on, my cat has a Gabe-given name. And that name is: Cobra Cat. Gabe really liked that. He said it like, 50 times... like he was rapping or something. It was the best. He seemed really disappointed though, when I told him his name was "Jack." He really wanted my kitten's name to be Gabe. Haha, he was like, "Aww... I wanted it to be Gabe." Fuck! Why didn't I name my kitten Gabe?!
So, Mark Hoppus has really smooth hands. They smelled good too... like lotion. &Shiny Shane was like, deaf. I was all, "Dude, sign my pants." like 44 times before he noticed me. &fucking Crazy Craig. His phone rang, and I was about to get a picture/autograph. And I was like, "Please? Just a quick picture?" and he was all, "I'm really sorry, I can't." But oh well, I guess I understand
+44 had a picture of a puppy on their tour bus. Their bus was amazing.
I fucking love it. I love that Mark shook my hand, even if he didn't stay to do autographs and pictures. I love that Chris Holmes was with him. I love that Gabe loves my kitten. I love that Ryland is 6'5". I love that Nate was so obviously drunk/high. I love that Sisky Business was so nice and quiet. I love that there was a guy on a scooter, even if it wasn't The Butcher. I love that William Beckett slapped Gabe on the ass. I love that William dances just like Mick Jagger (&my mom says Jim Morrison). I love that +44 played The Rock Show. I love that the guy I was unintentionally ass fucking for the whole +44 set wasn't mad (it's not like I could help it. it's called a mosh pit.) I love that I thought up the nicknames Shiny Shane&Crazy Craig. I love that I could pretend that Mark's sweat was tears during No It Isn't. I love that Neighbors is so obviously about Travis McCoy (treckett for fucking ever!) I love how Gabe touched himself on stage. I love how Gabe dances. I love how Vicky-T was so cool. I love that Cobra Starship did Hollaback Boy. I love how I didn't even see Fall Out Boy because I was waiting for Mark Hoppus and how I don't even care about missing them entirely. Fuck, I just loved all of it. It was the most amazing time ever.
Cobra Cat. Best thing ever.
p.s. in case you read this on myspace, I'm just too lazy to write a different one.