Bored on a Monday Afternoon
If I were a month I would be: January
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3am
If I were a planet I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: An Urchin
If I were a direction I would be: like the crazy winding mountain road signs
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A many-bulb lamp
If I were a historical figure I would be: Hitler
If I were a liquid I would be: Water
If I were a stone, I would be: Flint (Go Stephanie)
If I were a tree, I would be: What are those giant things in the rainforest?
If I were a bird, I would be: a Flamingo
If I were a tool, I would be: a Hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a Venus Fly Trap
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Snow
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A Djirido
If I were an animal, I would be: A house cat
If I were a color, I would be: Black
If I were an emotion, I would be: WTF?! (Because that's an emotion now)
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Water Chestnut
If I were a sound, I would be: like Andrew McMahon jumping on the piano
If I were an element, I would be: Neon
If I were a car, I would be: an Escalade
If I were a song, I would be: Day Late Friend by Anberlin
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Quintin Tarintino
If I were a book, I would be written by: Chuck Palahnuik
If I were a food, I would be: Cookies
If I were a place, I would be: New Jersey
If I were a material, I would be: Fleece
If I were a taste, I would be: Chicken..because everything tastes like chicken
If I were a scent, I would be: Lucky You
If I were a religion, I would be: Nonexistant
If I were a word, I would be: Fuck
If I were an object, I would be: A Paperweight
If I were a body part I would be: a Wenis
If I were a facial expression I would be: a Snarl
If I were a subject in school I would be: Math
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Ignignot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
If I were a shape I would be: a triangle
If I were a number I would be: 28
Yea.
Rachel
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3am
If I were a planet I would be: Mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: An Urchin
If I were a direction I would be: like the crazy winding mountain road signs
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A many-bulb lamp
If I were a historical figure I would be: Hitler
If I were a liquid I would be: Water
If I were a stone, I would be: Flint (Go Stephanie)
If I were a tree, I would be: What are those giant things in the rainforest?
If I were a bird, I would be: a Flamingo
If I were a tool, I would be: a Hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a Venus Fly Trap
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Snow
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A Djirido
If I were an animal, I would be: A house cat
If I were a color, I would be: Black
If I were an emotion, I would be: WTF?! (Because that's an emotion now)
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Water Chestnut
If I were a sound, I would be: like Andrew McMahon jumping on the piano
If I were an element, I would be: Neon
If I were a car, I would be: an Escalade
If I were a song, I would be: Day Late Friend by Anberlin
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Quintin Tarintino
If I were a book, I would be written by: Chuck Palahnuik
If I were a food, I would be: Cookies
If I were a place, I would be: New Jersey
If I were a material, I would be: Fleece
If I were a taste, I would be: Chicken..because everything tastes like chicken
If I were a scent, I would be: Lucky You
If I were a religion, I would be: Nonexistant
If I were a word, I would be: Fuck
If I were an object, I would be: A Paperweight
If I were a body part I would be: a Wenis
If I were a facial expression I would be: a Snarl
If I were a subject in school I would be: Math
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Ignignot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
If I were a shape I would be: a triangle
If I were a number I would be: 28
Yea.
Rachel