I'll give you a subject....

Mar 21, 2004 21:03

(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(x) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(x) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
( ) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
( ) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(x) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(x) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
( ) I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE I'VE NEVER MET
( ) I NEVER HAVE CHEATED ON A TEST
( ) I NEVER HAVE HAD SOME ONE FALL IN LOVE WITH ME
(x) I NEVER HAVE SHOPPING CART JOUSTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE MOLESTED AN ELDERLY, BLIND WOMAN
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX ON THE STAGE OF A MUSIC VENUE
(x) I NEVER STAYED UP FOR A FULL 24 HOURS
( ) I NEVER HAVE WRITTEN A LETTER AND NOT SENT IT
(x) I NEVER HAVE STOLE SOMEONE'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN OUT OF THE COUNTRY

What a waste of 220 seconds.

Rachel
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