Nov 01, 2005 17:37
So i know i dont really ever include the big picture in my life at school, but that takes to long, and we do enough reading at school as it is, so im just gonna get down to the donkey stuff.
This weekend..
Friday night was one of the tightest nights in a long time..welli dedided it was a good time to totally disregard the take home quiz and the in class quiz for electricity and magnetism, but who cares, I PLAY THE FUCKIN CURVE BABY.. yeah so right from there me and will went to go be big bad security boys for Hanson, yes Hanson, becuz apparently Nova has a big fan base, and they wanted to do a Q and A for their new Dvd, (we're not gay i swear). so yeah it didnt go as expected, i didnt get to hold bak zach's hair as he bobbed for sea monkeys, cuz i showed up late and the place was packed..and no one was gettin let in..but i popped in anyway and this chick was like..u dont have to stay unless ur a huge fan and really want to..so i was like pressured into leaving even tho i had planned to ask them who had the biggest dick in the group. Ssssooo then i went over mikeys room and played a lil pong before soccer practice.. Soccer was fun, being on the club team is shaping up real well..these kids are characters, seriously..cant wait for the team parties..So then at night went back to mikeys for more pre gamin..Err body was in the Quad gettin tipsy..Everyone was showin up in costumes so i decided it was time to head back to my room to throw something together..I decided to go for the porn director/tennis instructor ensemble..I wasnt expectin big things with that getup but everyone was lovin it..especially with the facial hair piece i threw on..So then we all finally headed over to ithan to wait for a ride to the SAMy party..SAMy never looked so cool..it prolly has the worst rep for parties at school, becuz its mostly band geeks and whatnot..but they strapped on some magnum nuts for this night..like a thousand kids were tryin to go..and only like a quarter got to go, so like most of the testicles in the crowd i didnt get a ride..so i headed back to the quad with my peeps, and i came across fukin will and fukin mikey walkin real silently in a line 2 x 2 like madeline and i knew they had something planned..so what it came down to was i had to sneak in the back of some shiesty white fan with will mikey and some chick without letting the driver know we were bak there..and it was hilarious..so mucho testicle showing and bodies everywhere. So we got there, the kegs were fresh, and they even had a lil bar area set up....the place was dope too..it was in a warehouse ..apparently a brothers father owns the company. The night went well..a lot of drinking, pong, dancing, watching STURG AND STEPH MAKEOUT FOR THE FIRST TIME...and talked to a bunch of people i never thought i would..so some other shit happened that was funny..like throwin bags of ice over the top floor bannister so it crashed all over the warehouse floor..O yeah and I dropped my fuckin cellphone in a toilet full o' piss, not all of it my own..so i reached down and got that shit without thinking about the situation too much, yea so thats my 2nd busted celly of the year...but yea that night was wild..so then
i wake up Saturday morning real early for an away soccer match and I felt like i was about to molt or something like an alien would or something..just felt like ass, hungry, tired, cold ..So i drive up with zach, jon, and matt follow the guys to Lehigh where my nipples immediately turned to ice..Soccer, soccer, soccer, soccer,..It was real fun tho..tied lehigh which sucked cuz they sucked and lost to fucknell 1-0,,,but whatever im amazing..our team is real talented we just dont know it yet..so I discovered all the guys are even more amazing then they were the day before..especially surgent who choked a kid half to death on the field and got suspended..but anyway..the whole trip was hilarious..and the wendys afterward was the single best tasting thing i had in the month of October...ok so saturday night half sucked..whatev,,hung out with steph and sturg ..theyre getting wayyyyyy too cute ..its disgusting how all my friends are getting paired up..seriously like what the fuck happened to the Cant Hardly Wait pact..no fuckin gf's at school..damn..so0000
Sunday...played lasalle at the stadium and whipped their ass 5-1..good times..then went to flag football and scorched some freshman down the field for two touchdowns out of a total of 4 plays that i was there..sunday night==========physux Major..studying camping out in the library the whole bit
So after MOnday's Manicness..and getting out of the test for physics..everyone was pretty much in the typical lets get fucked up mode.. so i quickly got another costume together in julias room..I decided to call myself Bubblegum, not that i resembled chewing gum or anything, im just fuckin weird..youll see pictures tho I was an eyecatcher..so we all look cute in our lil disguises and head to west for the buses to the SAE party..so at first i wasnt sure if it was gonna be worth the 25 bones i paid for the ticket..but it was prolly worth 50...the place was called the Lagoon, and it was redicc..huge joint..like 15 bars, huge outside kazeebo overlooking the Delaware..I didnt have the required bracelet to order from the bar,, but who were they kidding bracelet schmacelet..i got bombed..had everything from gin and tonic to melon sours..gooooooooood shit..the whole night was hilarious and perfect...especially all the dancing and whatnot..I didnt think it would be that fun..i mean i have a gf, i cant really do the things my friends are doing..but i still did my thing without upsettin the mrs. I mean i did dance with a loooot of girls..but it was mostly in a joking manner, and if a girl started following me around the club too much i just said i was getting another drink and bounched on the bitch..so that was that..then i had to crash study for todays test..but all went well..
OK I HATE THAT,, ALL THAT SHIT DOESNT EVEN SOUND COOL..FUK THIS GLICKIAN STYLE..IM GOING BAK TO MY USUAL CONCISE TRASH..O WELL ENJOY..