last time we left our hero
Okay I know it be awhile since I wrote... you people understand I have a life. Christmas went well for us this year. I went to mass with Jules and everyone went to Church with nanny,(even Jules who is Catholic and mumbled the whole time about everything being wrong and Pike, who actually was sober. We were all surprised that he went. He hadn't stepped foot inside a church since a Priest drove him out while throwing Holy Water on him during confession. That was a long time ago and Pike has yet to tell anyone what he said to that Priest). This year no one was mad at anyone else so everyone gave and received gifts. Jules got another rosary,(I guess the old one got to much wear and tear, especially with him hitting me with it everytime I suggested that he convert), some Oil paints,canvasses, a sketchbook, and new paint brushes. Gunnar got a new Latin to English Dictionary,( the old one was set fire to by pike two weeks ago), some stationary, the really nice stuff that weighs a pound, and American Wedding, which he loved and thanked Jules for getting for him. No one saw that coming.It was a gag gift. Pike got two bottles of cognac, Hennessey, a carton of Marlboro reds, and a sweater. Note the sweater was from Nanny, but she bought everyone sweaters. I got a bottle of oil to polish my swords, The Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers, extended edition, and Sailor Moon R Movie DVD Signature Series. Yeah it was a good Christmas. What made even better Uncle came home this year. He got each one of us a present. He gave Nanny a Kimono, Pike: assorted Russian Vodka,, Gunnar: a hundred year old leather bound bible that was picked in some junk shop, and I got a new sword. We then sat down to have dinner and got to pretend that we were a normal family, for an hour anyways. After that Pike got into his Vodka and started a fight with Gunnar. Gunnar broke Pike's nose. Jules retreated to his studio and Uncle to his room. Nanny declared that she was not putting up with this on Christmas and left to call her sister. Gunnar kicked Pike in the Ribs once and then went to the study and locked the doors. Pike jumped up screamed Fuck you towards the study and stormed out the house, leaving tire marks in the driveway where he drove off. I was left alone. I decided to watch my Sailor Moon dvd, and keep to myself. New Years went about the same only we were in public and got thrown out of a bar. What a good way to start the new year,eh? Nanny got to spend it in London with her sister and uncle had left right after Christmas for Tokyo. I didn't make a resolution this year. I never stick to it. Welp that about sums up my last few weeks. Later