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I caught a Bufo Americanus Thursday night. I named him Orville. He got me an A in Biology.
A toad, morons.
So we played with Orville in first period Biology. I straight FAILED my precalc test because we had like two days to remember 8 identities and I knew maybe four or five. But of course the three I have no idea about were ALL over the test. Psych was fun.
Ian: -realizes he has no idea what's on the test- Oh, shit.
Joey: -trying to concentrate- Shut the fuck up!
Teacher: "BOYS! I won't tolerate that kind of language in my classroom!"
Jamie: "Yeah, you can't say fuck in school, you fucking dumbasses!"
It was wonderful. I love Ian and Jamie. I don't really care for Joey all that much. Lunch was just as wonderful as Psych was. Jamie sits with us. Anyhow. he always makes us laugh really really hard. He looked up from his food and goes "Hey, hey guys, I'm gonna tell you a joke."
...we cracked up. I don't know why. We all three were laughing SO hard. I nearly peed in my pants. Jamie was supremely confused and he's like "DAMNIT! STOP LAUGHING! I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD IT YET!" So about seven minutes later we had calmed down and listened to THE lamest joke EVER. It wasn't even funny.
Carolyn, another friend, uninvited her date to prom. We were all like o_0 woooah. Bitch. He really wanted to go with her and he had bought all his stuff and EVERYTHING. It was odd.
And now my friend is coming to 'lay out' at my house because the sun evidentally doesn't shine at her's.
A toad, morons.
So we played with Orville in first period Biology. I straight FAILED my precalc test because we had like two days to remember 8 identities and I knew maybe four or five. But of course the three I have no idea about were ALL over the test. Psych was fun.
Ian: -realizes he has no idea what's on the test- Oh, shit.
Joey: -trying to concentrate- Shut the fuck up!
Teacher: "BOYS! I won't tolerate that kind of language in my classroom!"
Jamie: "Yeah, you can't say fuck in school, you fucking dumbasses!"
It was wonderful. I love Ian and Jamie. I don't really care for Joey all that much. Lunch was just as wonderful as Psych was. Jamie sits with us. Anyhow. he always makes us laugh really really hard. He looked up from his food and goes "Hey, hey guys, I'm gonna tell you a joke."
...we cracked up. I don't know why. We all three were laughing SO hard. I nearly peed in my pants. Jamie was supremely confused and he's like "DAMNIT! STOP LAUGHING! I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD IT YET!" So about seven minutes later we had calmed down and listened to THE lamest joke EVER. It wasn't even funny.
Carolyn, another friend, uninvited her date to prom. We were all like o_0 woooah. Bitch. He really wanted to go with her and he had bought all his stuff and EVERYTHING. It was odd.
And now my friend is coming to 'lay out' at my house because the sun evidentally doesn't shine at her's.