Sometimes I get to drink at work. Sometimes I really like my job!
Neil: Jillian would you like a peice of cake.
Me: No thanks but I will take one of those beers
Neil: Are you even 21 yet?
Me: Neil I have been 21 for SEVERAL months now
Then when he hands me my second one he says "no drunk dialing"
Get it, 'cause I'm the receptionist.