The Betrayal!!
KEYS BATTLES AMERICA'S OBESITY
"R&B star Alicia Keys is teaming up with "Sesame Street" character Cookie Monster to tackle America's obesity epidemic.
In his new song, "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food," furry blue creature Cookie Monster learns there are "anytime" foods and "sometimes" foods, and cookies are decidedly "sometimes."
Dr. Rosemarie T. Truglio, the long-running TV show's vice president of research and education, says the Street also will introduce new characters, such as talking eggplants and carrots, and guest stars will address healthy activities -- such as singer Keys talking and singing about physical activity."
I hate this country. Leave Cookie the fuck alone. Since when is C being for cookie not good enough? Eh.
Assholes. Like kids are ever going to be into carrots over cookies. They're motherfucking cookies!!! Have you had a carrot lately?? An Oreo? No fuckin' contest man, not even close.
America is fat because we sit in front of the TV all day, preaching a cookie-less existence ain't gonna fix that.
::Stomps away::
"R&B star Alicia Keys is teaming up with "Sesame Street" character Cookie Monster to tackle America's obesity epidemic.
In his new song, "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food," furry blue creature Cookie Monster learns there are "anytime" foods and "sometimes" foods, and cookies are decidedly "sometimes."
Dr. Rosemarie T. Truglio, the long-running TV show's vice president of research and education, says the Street also will introduce new characters, such as talking eggplants and carrots, and guest stars will address healthy activities -- such as singer Keys talking and singing about physical activity."
I hate this country. Leave Cookie the fuck alone. Since when is C being for cookie not good enough? Eh.
Assholes. Like kids are ever going to be into carrots over cookies. They're motherfucking cookies!!! Have you had a carrot lately?? An Oreo? No fuckin' contest man, not even close.
America is fat because we sit in front of the TV all day, preaching a cookie-less existence ain't gonna fix that.
::Stomps away::