white moms cant dance...
alright listen up..
why my dad purchased a stick shift suv still to this date ponders me..
im sure you all have heard stories about my mom stalling, but according to her on average she only does it at least once a day, so shit--everything is a-okay.
okay well no..
on the way to the mall right, im playing something corporate's "drunk girl" song, just to get my mom and sister pumped--i thought theyd appreciate that one, so my mom starts laughing, which leads to choking, so to make her stop i put in some fitty cent.
and then we're on the highway, and at the point where you like need to stop adn then turn right to get in the lanes to go to the mall or barnes or watever..
okay so we get close to the stop sign, and she starts dancing to go shorty its your birthday..and then all of a sudden you hear some clunks and everything just starts jerking, okay so then the cars turned off all of a sudden yet we're still moving, rolling on thru that stop sign.
finally she stops dancing, realized wat just happened, and cant focus to turn the car back on bc me and my sister are in tears..
so we backed up that line pretty far, and errbody was staring, lik the people who were at a stop light directly across from where we were, and we got pointed at a lot..
i hope errbody follows where we are exactly...see that tops all of the other stalling moments combined..i wish i got it on video somehow.
well neways, the shopping thing turned out bad, damn bad.
however seeing hot damn bret sprau at gap in nice tight jeans was nice, damn nice.
but now im upset and vurrry not happy
..no kentucky..i figured id be the last person my brother would wana see..
he never liked me, and either do my parents.
so 4 days with a house to myself, i might need that..
once and awhile everything just seems to be crashing down, and this is one of those glorious times..
this is one of those entrys that arent really worth reading..
lol sry listeners, i try and make a good one next time..
peace and harmony
..<3
xO_Xo
why my dad purchased a stick shift suv still to this date ponders me..
im sure you all have heard stories about my mom stalling, but according to her on average she only does it at least once a day, so shit--everything is a-okay.
okay well no..
on the way to the mall right, im playing something corporate's "drunk girl" song, just to get my mom and sister pumped--i thought theyd appreciate that one, so my mom starts laughing, which leads to choking, so to make her stop i put in some fitty cent.
and then we're on the highway, and at the point where you like need to stop adn then turn right to get in the lanes to go to the mall or barnes or watever..
okay so we get close to the stop sign, and she starts dancing to go shorty its your birthday..and then all of a sudden you hear some clunks and everything just starts jerking, okay so then the cars turned off all of a sudden yet we're still moving, rolling on thru that stop sign.
finally she stops dancing, realized wat just happened, and cant focus to turn the car back on bc me and my sister are in tears..
so we backed up that line pretty far, and errbody was staring, lik the people who were at a stop light directly across from where we were, and we got pointed at a lot..
i hope errbody follows where we are exactly...see that tops all of the other stalling moments combined..i wish i got it on video somehow.
well neways, the shopping thing turned out bad, damn bad.
however seeing hot damn bret sprau at gap in nice tight jeans was nice, damn nice.
but now im upset and vurrry not happy
..no kentucky..i figured id be the last person my brother would wana see..
he never liked me, and either do my parents.
so 4 days with a house to myself, i might need that..
once and awhile everything just seems to be crashing down, and this is one of those glorious times..
this is one of those entrys that arent really worth reading..
lol sry listeners, i try and make a good one next time..
peace and harmony
..<3
xO_Xo