I can't wait for Chuck Norris to die...
...wait for it!
2:32 PM 4/27/08 · See, so far as fandoms go, there is the considered belief that Chuck Norris can kick anything's ass. It's all over the place, there are lists of things that Chuck Norris can beat the crap out of. Not only that but nothing can beat Chuck Norris. Even the mighty Predator would get it's scaley butt whipped by Chuck Norris.
Bet you've never seen 'Chuck Norris' used that much in a paragraph before. That's because Chuck Norris also beats out good grammar and the odds.
Which is why I want Chuck Norris to die.
Think about it. If Chuck Norris were to die then he'd have to face off against Death itself. There's only one way that fight would end...with Chuck Norris beating Death like It was a little girl. Chuck Norris defeats Death, there is no more dying, everybody wins!
What? You don't think Chuck Norris can beat Death?
2:32 PM 4/27/08 · See, so far as fandoms go, there is the considered belief that Chuck Norris can kick anything's ass. It's all over the place, there are lists of things that Chuck Norris can beat the crap out of. Not only that but nothing can beat Chuck Norris. Even the mighty Predator would get it's scaley butt whipped by Chuck Norris.
Bet you've never seen 'Chuck Norris' used that much in a paragraph before. That's because Chuck Norris also beats out good grammar and the odds.
Which is why I want Chuck Norris to die.
Think about it. If Chuck Norris were to die then he'd have to face off against Death itself. There's only one way that fight would end...with Chuck Norris beating Death like It was a little girl. Chuck Norris defeats Death, there is no more dying, everybody wins!
What? You don't think Chuck Norris can beat Death?