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Well, well.
Put money in my hand and gas in my car and there is absolutely no way I will act responsibly. I've developed a habit of going to The Coffee Connection constantly (because I am a complete tool, in case you were wondering "why? why do you go?"). They have coffee drinks, wraps, bagels, various ice cream shit, and granitas which I love because really I love anything that tastes remotely like dessert. So I give The Coffee Connection about half of my pay check, and the other half goes to the gas companies because it is unreasonably far away.
I work today. I work until 10:00, as a matter of fact. I swear, the second they send me out to do the final cart run, I am going to take one of those carts and eat it simply based on the probability of choking to death. It will be my FINAL final cart run.
Balls to this, I'm going to take a nap.
Put money in my hand and gas in my car and there is absolutely no way I will act responsibly. I've developed a habit of going to The Coffee Connection constantly (because I am a complete tool, in case you were wondering "why? why do you go?"). They have coffee drinks, wraps, bagels, various ice cream shit, and granitas which I love because really I love anything that tastes remotely like dessert. So I give The Coffee Connection about half of my pay check, and the other half goes to the gas companies because it is unreasonably far away.
I work today. I work until 10:00, as a matter of fact. I swear, the second they send me out to do the final cart run, I am going to take one of those carts and eat it simply based on the probability of choking to death. It will be my FINAL final cart run.
Balls to this, I'm going to take a nap.